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Peter Hook, FAKE DJ! 6161 Responses

Last post: 2 years, 1 month ago | Thread started: Feb 1, 08, 2:04 a.m.

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  • DaveO

    This has been kicking around on the web for a bit, hope it's not been posted here....it's a FAIL of such spectacular proportions, I thought I'd share it.

    So Peter Hook, bassist for Joy Division & New Order has taken to getting flown around the world for DJ gigs. The sad thing, is that he's not actually DJing, just dancing around and 'tweaking' the EQs. I loved Joy Division, I kind of thought New Order were okay (if a bit poppy), so this upsets me a bit.

    Check out this YouTube video and the DJ, and the human in you will cringe.

    This is proper twattery.

    Feb 1, 08, 2:04 a.m. – Permalink
  • Drno

    This is proper twattery.
    Indeed

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:05 a.m. – Permalink
  • Studiospooky

    In hois defense, he is about 76 years old these days.

    Haha, I love how he keeps puffing his cheeks like "Phooo this is 'ard work, I'd hand over a kidney for a good sit down"

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:07 a.m. – Permalink
  • DaveO

    The BEST thing, is that the CD came free on mixmag and had an actual 'free cd with mixmag' jingle on it. How do you go from Joy Division, to that?!?!?

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:08 a.m. – Permalink
  • Bluejam

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ASK3E2V8L._AA240_.jpg

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:09 a.m. – Permalink
  • Studiospooky

    "Errr, What you doing Hookie?"
    "EH? I'M DJin' MATE. The Lights Are Burnin' Brightly For The E'd Up Generation! I'm Feeding The Pulse, Rocking Their Brains, I'm Havin It Mate... Its Goin Off, I'm Fuckin Avin It"
    "Right.... only, that's the dimmer switch for the lights... the console's over there..."

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:21 a.m. – Permalink
  • stewart

    supergreg!!

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    • If you tap down on your browser scroll bar it freezeframes this on a variety of expressions that are great in their own right.Studiospooky1/4
      Super Greg rocks, that is Ali G's claim to fame for Levi jeans.ComicSans_Rocks2/4
      Great call Stewart:)ComicSans_Rocks3/4
      SUPER GREG!!!
      NUMBER WON!!!
      flavorful4/4
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:21 a.m. – Permalink
  • DaveO

    Apparently he responded to these besmirching comments by saying " I don't use headphones because I don't mix very much"

    You don't fucking say. See the thing there mate, is that you're miming a MIX CD!

    • Like Beethoven dude, he can feel the music...ian
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:26 a.m. – Permalink
  • Ruffian

    Haha, it's even in his Wikipedia page. That's a shame.
    "Since 2002, Peter Hook has begun doing DJ sets, though numerous videos recorded of him live show him doing nothing more than playing a free CD included in Mixmag."

    • paininvisiblechamber1/3
      hahahahakelpie2/3
      maybe he's trying to make a statement with his avant garde conceptual art performance?stewart3/3
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:35 a.m. – Permalink
  • forcetwelve

    legend in his time, should let it go.

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:36 a.m. – Permalink
  • DaveO

    Legend in his time, grow old with grace.

    and stop being a twat.

    • more power to hooky, hoodwink wankers into supplying your retirement fee.kelpie
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:46 a.m. – Permalink
  • kelpie

    If stupid cunts are going to go to arse fiddling events run by MTV to see celebrity non-dj's then they deserve every mix cd playing piss taker they get.

    scene bothering yaya fucktards.

    • YES
      DaveO1/2
      I agree, if this happens its only because people let it happenMeeklo2/2
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 2:49 a.m. – Permalink
  • brenton

    Aww, leave 'ookie alone.

    A legacy so far removed will one day be improved.

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:05 a.m. – Permalink
  • Anthony_Turner

    I saw a similar thing at one of Raniator many varied gigs (well Bar 11, Worcester) http://www.steveranford.co.uk/

    • It would be Raniator's you cocklord. See that apostrophe? That's me shitting on your sad fake life.Raniator1/2
      What an atmosphere - I love a party...is that a track you use?Anthony_Turner2/2
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:13 a.m. – Permalink
  • toe_knee

    Here is his response to being slagged in Oz. I gave him the benifit of the doubt, but then i read this shite

    http://blog.myspace.com/index.cf…

    • Animated gif here and here and here and a star fade or two, ok done!ian
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:19 a.m. – Permalink
  • toe_knee

    here is another one. I love how he pretends to browse his imaginary record crate.

    • You actually hear the word "Mixmag" at the start of this I'm sure.Studiospooky1/4
      You do hear that. He's a fucking cunt.DaveO2/4
      It's 'pete tong's future classics' free mixmag cd. He could have at least picked a decent DJ to rip offtoe_knee3/4
      First off in his defense this is a CD Mixing Kit.univers4/4
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:43 a.m. – Permalink
  • Studiospooky

    re: Blog.... Oh Dear. That just about puts the brown coloured icing on the funny smelling cake.

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:43 a.m. – Permalink
  • toe_knee

    Eye, and whats even worse, he deleted all the comments where people came on to explain why they felt duped by him when he toured, but conveniently left all the ass licking comments.

    Put down the coke straw Peter.

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 3:51 a.m. – Permalink
  • Anthony_Turner

    Rainator! Check this out

    http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/41947/2006398897651893061_fs.jpg

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 4:34 a.m. – Permalink
  • chossy

    I watched these and am incredibly embarassed :/ like that time I went to see DJ yoda I didn't see him change a single record and he played fucking dolly parton working 9-5 every guy there left the dance floor and pretty much didn't return. Apparently his fader knob thingy EQ nonsense makes drum beats ha ha as he is kicking his leg up.

    • I would throw a beer bottle at the dj if he played dolly partonsection_014
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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 6:22 a.m. – Permalink
  • Meeklo

    I think he is a genius.
    The guy probably gets paid to do that, everyone is dancing what is the big deal? People don't know.. People only care about the name when it comes to Djing, there is usually 5 or 6 people next to the dj booth that knows what's up everyone else is having a great time.

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    Dog-earFeb 1, 08, 7:09 a.m. – Permalink

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