Quotes About Clients
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- rainman
interested in getting quotes made about clients by designers... funny, sad, mad, whatever ya got or heard.
- rainman0
"Designs are only as good as the clients revising them."
- Former Boss
- acee0
"Why is black not glossy like it is on your screen?" - Client after viewing his jpg web comp on his screen.
- lvl_130
so i need you to take this jpg i got off the web and reuse to create this billboard.
- lvl_130
do whatever you want. we just want it to look cool.
can you make it look cool using times new roman at 144pt in 100% cyan overlaying a 100% yellow background that has overlapping images interspersed?
- imakethepictures0
"Can you take the joke out of this copy and still have it be funny?"
- a_iver0
..295- "Today's time management seminar has been cancelled due to a scheduling conflict for (Agency President)"
..204- "It just hangs there like a useless tit."
(Agency, Account Executive commenting on font choice)..244- "Sorry, that brief has fallen off the radar" - "This aint the f...ing cold war"
(Agency, Conversation between Account Executive and Client)Stolen from Ad Verbatims
http://adverbatims.blogspot.com/…
- a_iver0
#025- “Problem: The bank is losing many of its retired clients. The main reason for this is their death. Objective: get those clients back.”
(Agency, extracted from a brief)
- trooper0
"i have an eye for design... ill know it when i see it" hmm interesting, so you have the ability to crisicise some one elses originality but not the ability to originate... well i guess that makes you unique lol! WTF!
- honest0
"These designers are a bunch of time-wasters. I work with them everyday and they're becoming very difficult to work with. They think they're so clever but these were all ideas that I came up with. I know another agency who-"
"Uh, Jason, we're still here and I still have that email you sent us last week begging us to help with ideas for this campaign."
(conference call).
- nicnichols0
..when I am about to beat my head against the wall.. I visit there...