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- TheBlueOne0
* Q: How can you tell a guitarist is at your door?
A: By the Dominos Pizza hat.* Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.* Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unision?
A: Shoot One.* Q: What would a guitarist do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.* Q: How do you get a guitarist to turn down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.* Q: What do an electric guitarist and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: When you plug them in, they both suck.* Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None-- they just steal someone else's light.
Alternate Answer: 5-- One to change the bulb and 4 do watch him and say "I can do better than that."
Alternate Answer: Only one-- but he'll go though a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.* Q: In the 22nd Century, how many guitarists will it take to change a light source?
A: 5-- One to do it and 4 to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.* Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.* Q: What's the difference between a fiddle & a violin?
A: Who cares - neither one's a guitar!* Q: What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.* Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A: Neither have I.* Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
A: Because most shops close by six thirty.* Q: Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.* Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.* 2 guys were walking down the street. One was destitute.
The other was a guitarist as well.
- molo0
i play, probably 10 years now. my skillz have been dwindled for the past year since i've had to focus so much of computer stuff, music/video, but i'll be going full force again soon. might take a few lessons to bring me up to speed and learn more...I want to rip the solos, never really been able to do that
- jfletcher0
I don't think Kerry King would approve.
- JackRyan0
14 Years
Fender Toronado
Fender Telecaster
Charvel
Takamine EAN15C- Whammy, Dimebag Signature Wah, Fender Cyber DeluxeJackRyan
- How do you like the dimebag wah?TheBlueOne
- I think it's one of the best pedal I've purchased. It growls...sounds great.JackRyan
- TheBlueOne0
Some sorta Ibanez green thing.
Music Man EVH.
OLP MM1.
Fender Strat.
Vox Tonelab.
Crate Poweramp.
Crappy Line6 COmbo that I want to sell.
Whammy pedal, MXR Overdrive, Phase 90, Morley Classic Wah, Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
- jfletcher0
jnnbugg - this is our MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/fleisches…It hasn't been updated in a while... I replaced Kei (Guitar). You can see some images of me under the pics section I think... I don't have an account so I can't log in.
- wendog0
12 years,
taylor 410 CE
Gibson Les Paul Gem Series Topaz
Fender Strat American Cherry Sunburst
- thenuge0
on and off for about 15 years. haven't played much in the past year, but I now have a guitar and my fender twin at work.
Gear:
I used to work for Peavey, so I have a ton of their stuff,
Peavey Rotor Prototype
Peavey JF2 Prototype
Peavey electric acoustic
Peavey acoustic
2 Gibson Les Paul studios
Peavey Classic 50
Crate Vintage Club 50
Fender Twin Reissue
crapload of pedals and effects.- A Twin at work? Wow, that's probably great for getting meetings moving!AndyRoss
- TechVector0
10 years Spanish classical/ flamenco
José Ramírez guitar.
- AndyRoss0
I got my first guitar, new, in 1966.
I got my first electric guitar in 1971.
I can play.
- grayhood0
first go a guitar in high school circa '97 but have only been actually attempting to learn anything beyond punk for the past 2-3 years.
I have a Epiphone Sharton that i play most often but i also have a Fender Strat with a floyd rose bridge, hot pink, total poison style that i am attempting to bring back to life. and a fender precision bass. also a takimine acoustic.