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- jfletcher0
I don't think Kerry King would approve.
- TheBlueOne0
* Q: How can you tell a guitarist is at your door?
A: By the Dominos Pizza hat.* Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.* Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unision?
A: Shoot One.* Q: What would a guitarist do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.* Q: How do you get a guitarist to turn down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.* Q: What do an electric guitarist and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: When you plug them in, they both suck.* Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None-- they just steal someone else's light.
Alternate Answer: 5-- One to change the bulb and 4 do watch him and say "I can do better than that."
Alternate Answer: Only one-- but he'll go though a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.* Q: In the 22nd Century, how many guitarists will it take to change a light source?
A: 5-- One to do it and 4 to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.* Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.* Q: What's the difference between a fiddle & a violin?
A: Who cares - neither one's a guitar!* Q: What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.* Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A: Neither have I.* Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
A: Because most shops close by six thirty.* Q: Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.* Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.* 2 guys were walking down the street. One was destitute.
The other was a guitarist as well.
- ross0
how many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but he stands still and the world revolves around him.
- mandomafioso0
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... and 10 to talk about how they could have done it better.
- or complain about how he doesn't screw it in as well now that he's off drugs!ItTango
- Haha...but it'll always take more drummers to screw in lightbulbs, because...well...TheBlueOne
- grayhood0
first go a guitar in high school circa '97 but have only been actually attempting to learn anything beyond punk for the past 2-3 years.
I have a Epiphone Sharton that i play most often but i also have a Fender Strat with a floyd rose bridge, hot pink, total poison style that i am attempting to bring back to life. and a fender precision bass. also a takimine acoustic.
- wendog0
12 years,
taylor 410 CE
Gibson Les Paul Gem Series Topaz
Fender Strat American Cherry Sunburst
- molo0
i play, probably 10 years now. my skillz have been dwindled for the past year since i've had to focus so much of computer stuff, music/video, but i'll be going full force again soon. might take a few lessons to bring me up to speed and learn more...I want to rip the solos, never really been able to do that
- TheBlueOne0
I want to get a dobro guitar and hit the road as a vagabound blues player. I want an old black guy who plays harp to follow me around and say crazy things like "What are you all about boy? A crazy white boy from Loooong Island thinking he can play the blues. Shit...."
And then I'll say, "I ain't from Long Island old man..." and hit a E7#9 chord...
And then hilarious misadventures will occur with all sorts of rednecks, crackers, chicks in daisy dukes and a rapper from Chi-town who discovers his blues roots....
- ross0
ive been playing bass for 15 years.
1969 american p bass
1972 gibson grabberFor home, an acoustic bass and a couple acoustic guitars and a gibson studio.
- is it the grabber that has the movable pickup?bulletfactory
- haha, not its a g3. its got 3 pickups.i have played one with the movable pickup. pretty interesting design.ross
- Jonanon0
Only about 2 years.. kinda on and off.. but still rockin' it!
play a 'dodgy' SG copy... One day I'd rather like a Firebird V.
Played Bass for a bit too, but sold that for beer money.
- moprints0
I've been playing for around 5 years.. wish i'd started earlier really, but hey. I play a Fender Tele and a dodgy strat copy, i want a real strat one day, id like a nice sunburst 1962 strat.. a little too expensive though.
- studderine0
ive only been seriously playing for 3 years now.
- Chono0
15-16 years or so ...
- Nathan_Adams0
I've been playing for 15 odd years, and picked up bass about 3 years ago. I now play (mostly bass) in a shoegaze band: http://www.myspace.com/lovestere…
Bass:
Epiphone Thunderbird (non-reverse body)Guitars:
Maton Mastersound MS500
Maton 1963 Fyrbyrd
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone J200 AcousticPlus some custom built amps, and a fuck load of pedals.
Here's a pic of a Fyrbyrd. Not mine, but same kind - mine is red with a black pickguard. Awesome find, they only made them like that for 1 year.
- They say Keith Richards used a Maton on Midnight RamblerAndyRoss
- nocomply0
been playing off and on for about 12 years now. I love it but I still don't think I'm any good.
Here's a description of my latest purchase:
http://flickr.com/photos/downfor…I also own a big baby taylor (highly recommend), a squire-strat, and a custom-built charvel-jackson floyd rose that was given to me by a family friend.
- BaskerviIle0
am doing lots of recording at the moment, my aim is to release an album on iTunes music store this year so watch this space
- BaskerviIle0
I've been playing 10 years, still manage to play at least an hour a day. Worked my way from blues through rock, then shred (as a teenager) and then out the other side into jazz. Now I've been getting back into blues and I'm all about tone.
Playing Robben Ford type stuff. I've realised it's about knowing the theory and playing over changes, saying what you want to say with total musical freedom.My current set up is a 1997 1960 Cunetto relic stat (best strat I've ever played, if I could afford 15,000 quid for a real one I might)
I play through a tweed fender valve amp and I use a Alphonso Hermida Zendrive overdrive pedal.I have a bunch of guitars, strats, a couple of ibanez beasts that I get out if I want to do the shred thing (never hurts to keep the chops up)
a pic of my beloved strat: