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- Jonanon0
Only about 2 years.. kinda on and off.. but still rockin' it!
play a 'dodgy' SG copy... One day I'd rather like a Firebird V.
Played Bass for a bit too, but sold that for beer money.
- ross0
ive been playing bass for 15 years.
1969 american p bass
1972 gibson grabberFor home, an acoustic bass and a couple acoustic guitars and a gibson studio.
- is it the grabber that has the movable pickup?bulletfactory
- haha, not its a g3. its got 3 pickups.i have played one with the movable pickup. pretty interesting design.ross
- TheBlueOne0
I want to get a dobro guitar and hit the road as a vagabound blues player. I want an old black guy who plays harp to follow me around and say crazy things like "What are you all about boy? A crazy white boy from Loooong Island thinking he can play the blues. Shit...."
And then I'll say, "I ain't from Long Island old man..." and hit a E7#9 chord...
And then hilarious misadventures will occur with all sorts of rednecks, crackers, chicks in daisy dukes and a rapper from Chi-town who discovers his blues roots....
- molo0
i play, probably 10 years now. my skillz have been dwindled for the past year since i've had to focus so much of computer stuff, music/video, but i'll be going full force again soon. might take a few lessons to bring me up to speed and learn more...I want to rip the solos, never really been able to do that
- wendog0
12 years,
taylor 410 CE
Gibson Les Paul Gem Series Topaz
Fender Strat American Cherry Sunburst
- grayhood0
first go a guitar in high school circa '97 but have only been actually attempting to learn anything beyond punk for the past 2-3 years.
I have a Epiphone Sharton that i play most often but i also have a Fender Strat with a floyd rose bridge, hot pink, total poison style that i am attempting to bring back to life. and a fender precision bass. also a takimine acoustic.
- mandomafioso0
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... and 10 to talk about how they could have done it better.
- or complain about how he doesn't screw it in as well now that he's off drugs!ItTango
- Haha...but it'll always take more drummers to screw in lightbulbs, because...well...TheBlueOne
- ross0
how many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but he stands still and the world revolves around him.
- TheBlueOne0
* Q: How can you tell a guitarist is at your door?
A: By the Dominos Pizza hat.* Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.* Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unision?
A: Shoot One.* Q: What would a guitarist do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.* Q: How do you get a guitarist to turn down?
A: Put some sheet music in front of him.* Q: What do an electric guitarist and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
A: When you plug them in, they both suck.* Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None-- they just steal someone else's light.
Alternate Answer: 5-- One to change the bulb and 4 do watch him and say "I can do better than that."
Alternate Answer: Only one-- but he'll go though a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.* Q: In the 22nd Century, how many guitarists will it take to change a light source?
A: 5-- One to do it and 4 to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.* Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.* Q: What's the difference between a fiddle & a violin?
A: Who cares - neither one's a guitar!* Q: What's the difference between a Lead Guitarist and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO.* Q: Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune?
A: Neither have I.* Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
A: Because most shops close by six thirty.* Q: Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?
A: So the rest of the band can understand them.* Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes.* 2 guys were walking down the street. One was destitute.
The other was a guitarist as well.
- jfletcher0
I don't think Kerry King would approve.