darwin award candidates
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Evil Feather
Falling deaths aren’t all that uncommon, so why the Darwin Award? In 2009, a middle-aged woman was walking a path along the top of a cliff when she spotted a feather on the ground. She went to pick it up, but the wind carried it over the guard railing set up to protect wanderers. Any normal person would simply let the wind carry the feather away, but this woman had to have it. In her quest to capture the elusive feather, the woman toppled off the 80-foot cliff and died the next day of the head injury she sustained. All we want to know is: Did she get the feather?
- Seems like bending over (being lower and all) would increase the effect of a guard rail.ETM
- utopian0
Your presence on this page means you're about to find out.
- Knuckleberry0
my buddy won one back in the day:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com…
- pango0
LOL
Russian Man Claiming To Have Stab Proof Abs Is Stabbed And Hospitalised
The owner of the home got a big kitchen knife and asked his guest to stab him in the stomach. He refused at first, saying he was afraid he would kill the host. However, the host said that in his childhood he was involved in martial arts and the knife could not penetrate his abs.
His friend is now being charged with causing serious bodily harm and could face up to eight years in jail if convicted.
- sted3
Missing man found dead inside Spanish dinosaur statue
Police say it’s likely the 39-year-old got stuck trying to retrieve his mobile phone after dropping it
- Reverse millenial trojan horse.maquito
- lolGuyFawkes
- people at the minigolf course wondered for weeks where the screams were coming fromsarahfailin
- Ramanisky21
So close Darwin ... so close.
- I kind of wanted to see him bounce up and land in the trees or something, but that was still surprising!elahon
- minutes later-- "oh are you ok?"sarahfailin
- physics. how do they works?Krassy
- GuyFawkes4
and the award goes to
look at the entrance at :28
- Legendinstrmntl
- Floriduhutopian
- Lets' go to the Strip CLub and make it Rain!....I mean the Parkade.BH26
- Gotta be bath salts.BH26
- https://www.carthrot…Krassy
- coke is a helluva drug! thanks for the follow up, i wasn't sure if they were high or drunk :)sted
- Oh this is the gift that keeps on giving. If you've ever smelt what happened at :50, it's exponentially funnier.garbage
- sted0
On the afternoon of August 11, N. wanted to burn green waste accumulated in a shaft in the backyard of his house.
He poured fire-accelerating liquid on the pile and set it on fire. Accelerator vapor exploded and blew the multi-ton cover plate of the shaft into the air and landed on the head of N., who suffered a life-threatening head injury and died.
- sted0
not 100% Darwin award but still an insane way to die:
Pensioner urinating on a train track is killed by a flying cow that was hit by a carriage and flung 100ft through the air
- sted1
- https://twitter.com/…sted
- ^ I like how the girl (witness) takes a picture and then goes in to kiss her boyfriend while the 2 people electrocuted lay there dying.Ramanisky2
- "Several of their friends standing on the platform desperately jumped down in order to rescue the three." Right...rzu-rzu