Smartass Waiter
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- TheBlueOne
Went out to dinner here in NYC last night with some family members who have kids. Decided we go to supposedly a good BBQ joint. The waiter dude turned out to be a rude smart ass who was trying real hard to be a masculine Tyra Banks..bald, big hoop earings and sassy.
I ordered a beer and my wife's sister ordered one as well and I knwo she only likes light beer (as do I) and I ordered two Stellas and Smartass Waiter says "Oh no, you'll have the house beer..much better than that crap.." Um. no dipshit, we'll have what I fucking ordered.
Dude did this shit all through dinner, and when the kids were having a tough time coming up with something he just says "Well, I'll bring you all french fries and you'll be happy, right-o.." and then he takes off.
So the bill shows up, and I left no tip and underpaid by $5. In cash. Waiter dude chases me down saying "Hey You didn't leave enough money!" I count it out slowly in front of him.."Oh yeah", throw in the missing $5 smile broadly at him and walked out the door.
- Llyod0
do you feel like a big man now?
- TheBlueOne0
Yup.
- morilla0
fuck waiters, the lot of them.
- k0na_an0k0
nicely done.
- radar0
thats because in NYC & LA - waiters are all disillusioned that it's just temporary until their acting/dancing/singing career takes off.
- tparsons0
Wait staff are there to wait on you. I waited tables in college and always pulled in more cash than any other person, due to the quality of service.
It's all about service. If a wait staff member forgets that, they deserve to get stiffed.
- OSFA0
fuck yeah! my wife hates that too, if I don't get good service or the server was a bitch I simply don't tip...
- OSFA0
and that also makes me feel like a big man...
;)
- lvl_130
my fiance tried to do that in venice this summer. she was so pissed at the poor service, that she just put money on the table and told me to hurry up and grab my bag. i was like why as she starts walking out really quickly. the second we get around the corner she starts running and so do i...next thing i know there were 6 pissed italians running behind us yelling 'madame! madame!'
we stopped, and she acted all non-chaluant and was like 'is there a problem?' 'oh, sorry i must have counted wrong. here is another 20euro'
bwahahahaha! it is not like her to do something like that at all! but the guy was a real fucking asshole. it made my day though haha.
- lowimpakt0
if i was a waiter i'd be the one shooting everybody.
prick customers and their prick buddies.
why i outta....
- k0na_an0k0
replace "theblueone" with "k0na_an0k" as the poster and within three posts someone, i won't say who, would have posted "oh wow, you're so fucking tuff" being sarcastic.
when i say you're all tuff for stiffing on a tip i mean it.
i bartended (and hustled pool) my way through college and it's all about the service. worked with a couple real assholes just like this guy and always at the end of the night they'd be bitching about getting stiffed on a few tips. they were shitty waiters though. oddly enough one was an "actor" and the other a "model".
- Mimio0
You don't usually tip in Italy. The service is almost always professional too.
- OSFA0
yeah but k0na, gay clubs and gay pool halls are different...
- lvl_130
You don't usually tip in Italy. The service is almost always professional too.
Mimio
(Sep 21 07, 08:54)right. she just left 20 euro less than the total bill amount, not 20 for a tip.
and in italy for the most part, the service was very professional...just not in the over-crowded disneyland 'esque venice.
- k0na_an0k0
only that you're shooting with a different stick.
- Mimio0
"Sneaky Pete" takes on a whole different meaning there.
- OSFA0
hahaha
- k0na_an0k0
haha. +1 to you for knowing what a sneaky pete is!!!
- radar0
I guess pool halls are gay havens, everyone is bending over all the time with a big stick in their hand?