Worst day ever ...
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- Jaline0
Hey, it's like that "Heroes" episode!
Where Claire wakes up while having an autopsy?
And is horrified to see herself opened up?
And then heals herself?
No?
Nevermind.
Poor man. But what a story!
- Llyod0
great doctors
- ItTango0
from The Holy Grail...
CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
- Atkinson0
surely thats the best day ever? Waking up not dead?!
- TheBlueOne0
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Carlos Camejo's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted...
- Atkinson0
he wont be able to eat it though because of the bastards that cut his face!
- Jaline0
Just wait a bit, and he'll start to appreciate things. At least for a little while, until his regular schedule is met again.
- JesseJensen0
Oh man, no wonder, real life. For that was far more sadder than three lonely web designers using glossy photoshop tools to build one's concept.
- JesseJensen0
Sweet heavens.
- meisterschueler0
Better to wake up during the autopsy, than some hours later in the dark in small wooden coffin 2 meters under the earth and nobody hears you.......
- ItTango0
Better to wake up during the autopsy, than some hours later in the dark in small wooden coffin 2 meters under the earth and nobody hears you.......
meisterschueler
(Sep 16 07, 00:18)What if Pai Mei taught you that 2 inch punch thing?
- Jaline0
Better to wake up during the autopsy, than some hours later in the dark in small wooden coffin 2 meters under the earth and nobody hears you.......
meisterschueler
(Sep 16 07, 00:18)this is true.
one of my worst fears.
although, I don't think many people would enjoy it...
- lvl_130
Better to wake up during the autopsy, than some hours later in the dark in small wooden coffin 2 meters under the earth and nobody hears you.......
meisterschueler
(Sep 16 07, 00:18)this is true.
one of my worst fears.
although, I don't think many people would enjoy it...
Jaline
(Sep 16 07, 07:37)goths would enjoy it :)
- lvl_130
^ sorry that was just dumb.
- Crouwel0
haha
- Jaline0
haha, we should test your theory...
- CyBrain0
I think I would take an incision on the face over death.