90's fancy dress party
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- karlo
Who could I go as?
Everyone going will make a FULL ON effort so it needs to be a good one
HELP
Ta
Karlo
- kelpie0
what about yourself as you were a mere 7 years ago?
- lvl_130
carlton banks?
- chossy0
if your black paint youreslf white and go as david beckham and if you are white paint yourself black and go as pele.
- Nairn0
Go in a blue dress, smoking a cigar - then give everyone blowjobs.
Afterwards, deny everything.
- jox0
Note to self for future use: Nairn visit parties where everyone accepts male blowjobs.
- Nairn0
The kind of parties I go to don't need fancy dress, Jox.
In fact, 'no clothes' is standard - we turn the lights off and have a multi-fumble in the dark - males or females, blowjobs or rimjobs - it's all good.
Well, NOW it's all good - from what I hear, the 80s weren't so much fun.
*throws up in mouth a little
(that was 'THROWS UP')
- jox0
Don't expect my RSVP for the next London NT drinks...
- karlo0
7 years a go I was a fat cunt!
I dont want to go back there!
Come on - more ideas please
I am white by the way...
Ta
Karlo
- jox0
Go as Jevad!
That would be hilarious.
- Nairn0
Oh, don't be so coy, you filthy Swede - I've heard the rumours, seen the blurred mobile phone pictures - I know how you managed to afford that Yellow Porsche, by servicing businessmen. I bet even your engagement is a sham - what's his real name? Bernie?
- jox0
Technically, it's not a Porsche!
And his name is "Burt" by the way.
- Nairn0
Lumberjack Shirts, ripped jeans and boots, complemented by forlorn moping about and evidence of physical self-abuse.
- Nairn0
:)
heh, of course it's Burt, I remember now - there's that great picture of you straddling his back, yanking away for dear life on that 'tache, trying to keep your balance!
- jox0
What *about* that picture? What are you insinuating?
- Nairn0
I'd never insinuate anything, Jox - it was a beautiful picture, so full of energy and verve. Beyond the glee in a child's eye, I've never witnessed an image that spoke so eloquently of a love for life.
- 23kon0
Wayne or Garth from Waynes World?
- morilla0
Kurt Cobain
- karlo0
last two are good calls - keep em coming!
- Nairn0
*taps microphone quizzically