Lose your nuts
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Warning: Don't try this at home
ST. PAUL, Minn., Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Minnesota man has learned an important lesson: If you want your testicles removed, leave it to the professionals.St. Paul police are looking for two or three people Russell Daniel Angus hired to remove his testicles a couple of weeks ago after medical professionals refused to do it, the Star Tribune in Minneapolis reported Tuesday. The 62-year-old man, whose testicles were causing him chronic pain, had the procedure done in a makeshift operating room in his home.
According to authorities, Angus was unconscious during the surgery but awoke to find himself bleeding profusely from the groin area and those responsible gone, the Minneapolis newspaper reported. He called his daughter and she, in turn, called for help.
Angus isn't telling police who the mystery surgeons are because he doesn't want them to get in trouble. His wife only told police her husband spends a lot of time on the Internet and their daughter told them she didn't want them searching his house. Police had to get a search warrant to look through the home.
"I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh said.
- flavorful0
And you just lost your camera!
- flavorful0
Always look on the bright side of life!!
- Nairn0
Pah, it's easy stuff. Crimping shears, a hot iron and a steely glint in the eye are all that's required.
I'd've bettered those two sheister's quote and done a decent job of it.
- mg330
There's always a solution to chronic nut pain.
*Asks man if he knows where his hands are.
*Asks wife where she keeps the lotion.
- lvl_130
ah good old st. paul...it's were all the old fucking lunatics hang out. i'm glad i'm on the other side of the river...'cause i don't want to be slipping on some old man's saggy balls.
- usrper0
and i just saw Hard Candy
- mg330
Hard Candy was over the top. So totally twisted and psychotic, but damn that was a good movie. Made you squirm!
- Witt0
what on earth causes chronic nut pain? a long and lasting kung fu kick?
- lvl_130
i'd say it's mafioso related...he just won't admit to it otherwise he would be dead...which may be better than having your nuts cut off.
- Drno0
answer for witt:
Chuck Norris
:)
- Witt0
ahahah.
- bcline0
thats fucked up
- -kappa-0
What a ballsy move!!!
- bliznutty0
i could have gone without reading that.
- flavorful0
Haha, it takes a big pair of balls to get your balls cut off ... however, a little forward thinking would show that you no longer have the balls for anything afterwards.
- AndyRoss0
I bet he did it to impress Sheryl Crow.
- Jaline0
Hard Candy was damn good.
- AndyRoss0
I bet this starts another one of those crazy Minnesota fads.