Hand guns?
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- kelpie0
photography needs protection?
I have a rough short list of jobs which may require having some protection and photography doesn't get near it. its a mad world alright, quite depressing that people would feel they were in a situation day to day that required them to carry an instrument of death in the glove box. :(
- -sputnik-0
kelpie, i was referring to prosecutors, off duty police officers, judges.
- kelpie0
haha cool, this thread is about photographers packin heat though innit? or did I do a stupid? ;)
- -sputnik-0
nah, i was generalizing. sorry!
- kelpie0
good thing you apologised.
*holsters glock
- mrdobolina0
I prefer jeep-mounted Anti-Aircraft guns myself.
- kelpie0
you would, you pussy
- mrdobolina0
well played.
- kelpie0
:P
- Kirshar0
so are we just talking protection from vagrants and such or is, say, wildlife included.
you know, for when your lining up your shot for that majestic dandelion and along comes (bear, wild hog, coyote, etc.)
Not that I'm advocating killing innocent wildlife, but I would probably carry a handgun along with me if I were doing some outdoor photography........
- Kirshar0
oh yeah........and backwood redneck inbreeders, put that on the list of real outdoor dangers too.........
- -sputnik-0
if you're worried about wildlife (bears being the exception) carry a shotgun.
- kelpie0
I really want to anthologise that post
- chossy0
why would anybody want to carry around a packet of american hard gums anyway what help would that be in fending of the fevered rage of a bear and or an oscelot hell bent on sinking it's teeth into your rump, hell I would carry a hollow pipe good for the fast swinging and I would also carry a cat 'o' nine tails simply cause it makes for a satisfying whip crack and boy the names mysterious too, like the time I ordered 'The six mountains Six deaths' curry from the 'Navids Nivrvana' indian takeaway, I was so enamoured by the name I just had to purchase it. It felt like I had actually passed six mountains the nex morning and hell each time I thought I would die :/
- blaw0
hey, chossy, you start walking around with cat o' nine tails and i'll bet you get really popular with the leather crowd in short order.
then we'll see who's too tough to pack heat.
- -sputnik-0
i carry around a bacon wallet and hope my attacker's a vegan
- chossy0
I hate it when guys fuck me
- kelpie0
but what about all the bears, sputnik, they can smell a bacon wallet from a mile and a half away. never thought of that one did you?
- -sputnik-0
I hate it when guys fuck me
chossy
(Feb 19 07, 08:35)methinks the gent doth protest too much ;)
- blaw0
*picks -sputnik-'s pocket; officially begins year-of-the-pig celebrations with a wallet sandwich.