Jessica Biel
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- Jaline0
The winners for each category were boring (as in, they were either predictable or as deserving as someone else), but not the person themselves. Many of the acceptance speeches were funny.
Jessica looks pretty good there.
- Ramanisky20
agreed Jaline
you know it would have been funny as hell if Paula Abdul did an acceptance speech for each winner .... in her doped-up state of course ;)
- Jaline0
heh, yeah.
Apparently Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat) was supposed to be in character (as he usually is) but got drunk a few days back and accidentally shaved his mustache off, haha.
- rafalski0
-1 for lame tat. appendicitis scar cover-up?
- mpfree0
I guess I am just old school, but I prefer tits and ass to pecs and gluts.
mrdobolina
(Dec 28 06, 14:49)aka Marilyn Monroe style
- mrdobolina0
she looks fine in that one, the other one she looks like grace jones.
- kinetic0
i met her once ... she's always fishing for compliments
pathetic
- mg330
OMG at those beach pics...
Finally had a look now that I am at home...
Want to know what kind of woman that is? She's the kind that, if any of us were to ever get naked with, our penis would just turn up and look at us and say, "Uh, bro, we're not really wired for this kind of work, uh, we're a mortal creature, and this is turf we just can't handle." And then it would revert into your body, cry single tears of blood, and you'd have a stomach ache for a month.
- Ramanisky20
compliments like
Jessica
"your ass is so hot & fat"Jessica Jessica
"your tities are soooo round mmmmmmmm"Jessica
"your so hott I wanna put my wiener in you"
- mpfree0
that's some hot ass German/Norwegian/Swedish American, Minnesota pussy.
You boys are lucky up in those parts.
Wow!
- k0na_an0k0
She's hot. Fuck it, if wanting to hit that makes me gay, then so be it. You guys stick to the lazy girls you're used to.
Point5
(Dec 29 06, 00:42)HAHAHA!
No kidding, the guys who say 'hey... more cushin for the pushin' just use that as an out for not being able to get laid by anything else.
- wyclef0
Hate to break it to you guys. She's a tranny. Sorry. You'll need to upgrade to the iPhone now because everything else is obsolete.
- mpfree0
HGAHHAAH ROFL raminsjiskuiy hahahaa
- Ramanisky20
lol @ kona
is that the same as
the sweeter the berry the darker the juice
- -sputnik-0
how about a NSFW warning there, chief.
- CALLES0
i met her once ... she's always fishing for compliments
pathetic
kinetic
(Dec 28 06, 12:02)im not jessica biel and im always fishing for compliments
- k0na_an0k0
yes.
- Ramanisky20
umm sorry pal
- mg330
Don't you think that if Jessica Biel and Evangaline Lilly got naked in a room together that everytthing Steven Hawking warns us about would come true?