Jessica Biel

Out of context: Reply #57

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 162 Responses
  • mg330

    OMG at those beach pics...

    Finally had a look now that I am at home...

    Want to know what kind of woman that is? She's the kind that, if any of us were to ever get naked with, our penis would just turn up and look at us and say, "Uh, bro, we're not really wired for this kind of work, uh, we're a mortal creature, and this is turf we just can't handle." And then it would revert into your body, cry single tears of blood, and you'd have a stomach ache for a month.

View thread