Pet hates
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- Witt0
people who leave this forum and come back as certified arseholes. eg. Witt.
Kuz
(Dec 15 06, 06:22)
.go stuff a cricket bat in your vampire.
- neue75_bold0
these damn sacks...
- kelpie0
the lack of awareness/umbrella thing is a killer, have to agree. umbrellas should be banned, in fact
- Nairn0
Well then, before I start photoshopping penny coins onto Her eyes, any other suggestions?
I've not been listening to the news recently, so beyond 'Ripper' murder-themes (not _salisae_ friendly, or indeed, anyone-friendly) or BAE/Saudi arms contract debacles, I'm a little clueless.
- Nairn0
people who don't check what thread they're posting in and/or suffer from occasionally awful spelling.
- moth0
Diana.
- Nairn0
lol moth
- kinetic0
Kinetic do you have a long commute to work?
(Dec 15 06, 05:53)it's about 10 minutes...used to be an hour....saw some crazy shit on many drives
like a dude tilting a large bag of potato chips up to his face to get the last crumbs out of the bag. dude was doing like 120km / hr
- Concrete0
Crouwel, I am with you on the friend you haven't spoken to for a while. Things like "Hello stranger, where the hell have you been"
'Mostly avoiding self centred twats like you! Hows your Mum?'
Also people that have a top ten for everything?! Fortunately these sort of people work in places like Argos and don't often see the light of day.
- _salisae_0
nairn,
considering she had never said anything in that vein before i thought she was just getting more comfortable and it slipped. and she expressed no shame in it. and in my opinion stating something so cold is a crime in itself.
nevertheless, why do you feel responsible to speak for her?
- Rodimus790
Mostly motorists who fail to yield, are in the left or middle lanes yet passing no one, chugging along 20 mph below the speed limit. Folks who don't use turn signs and make right turns from the left lane and vice versa. Suburban/Tahoe drivers. Parents who blame others for their child's lack of discipline. Loud people. People lacking good hygiene. Reality television. Excessive use of 'like' in conversation.
- mpfree0
people who leave this forum and come back as certified arseholes. eg. Witt.
Kuz
(Dec 15 06, 06:22)hey you forgot about me
*waves
:P
- mpfree0
people who leave this forum and come back as certified arseholes. eg. Witt.
Kuz
(Dec 15 06, 06:22)
.go stuff a cricket bat in your vampire.
Witt
(Dec 15 06, 06:31)*send Witt best friend invitation
- paraselene0
argh! the shame was meant, through the clever use of satire, to be deflected on the boys making the jokes in the thread.
apologies if that didn't translate.
nairn is responsible to speak for me because he has been reading everything i've written for the past couple of years and we've had scraps about my views and various socio-political ills and he KNOWS, as does most anyone who knows me OR my online persona at all, that i simply wouldn't countenance such a viewpoint. in fact, it's such a ridiculous viewpoint that the reader was meant to understand that it was untenable as an opinion from the mouth of ANY woman.
(see: swift, jonathan; a modest proposal)
en fin, i apologise if you were offended _salisae_, but to be honest, i never would have expected you to take that seriously, as i've been reading your posts for the past couple of years and you've always exhibited a fairly sophisticated sense of the absurd and black humour as an institution.
- Nairn0
_salisae_
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Because she's in London and we NTers look after our own¹?Or more, perhaps, because I was there at the time and thought it highly amusing that you should become so righteously indignant at what was clearly a joke - see, Para (at least as I understood it) was mocking the worst aspects of our culture (tabloid 'papers upwards) that do, to a degree, hold to the polarised effluent that Para spouted. Ergo, 'amusing'.
A question for you, now - how on earth can you not have invested the effort to ply apart what she was saying to comprehend that she could not be telling the truth? That, from where I'm sitting, is one of the worst aspects of American culture - your occasional tendency towards literality.
If you'd been someone I thought less off, I wouldn't've said anything.
x
(¹ no, clearly not)
- moth0
I just read that Ripper thread.
If shit is going to be thrown, then lets not let K0na get away with this gem:how can someone who's already dead on the inside die?
k0na_an0k
(Dec 13 06, 09:27)
- Jaline0
People who say "Pet hates" instead of "Pet peeves"
- Jaline0
people who refer to pet peeves as pet hates?
radar
(Dec 15 06, 05:34)damn, you beat me ;)
- Crouwel0
oh para, your posts are so well written, with wit and intellect, you'd almost say you really are British.
:X
;P