Mac, shut UP! 2222 Responses

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dopepope
My computer suddenly began talking to me, telling me what apps I'm currently in, what keys I'm hitting, what tools I have selected...
I have no idea how this started happening, but how do I stop it????
system prefs all say these things are turned off.
Nov 22, 06, 6:06 a.m. – Permalink
doesnotexist
haha, i thought i was the only one! every once and awhile my computer will say, "there is no text to speak" or some shit.
HILARIOUS. sometimes.
hope you fix it!
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:07 a.m. – Permalink
OSFA
consider yourself lucky that someone actually wants to talk to you.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:09 a.m. – Permalink
dopepope
Yeah, I just wish it wasn't Stephen Hawkings.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:11 a.m. – Permalink
mpfree
a lemon is a lemon
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:11 a.m. – Permalink
k0na_an0k
dopepope, when the intern here comes in today i'll ask her. it just happened to her 2 weeks ago.
i'll let you know if you don't find out by the time she comes in.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:13 a.m. – Permalink
designerror
System Pref -> Universal Access -> Voice Over = OFF
done
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:16 a.m. – Permalink
dopepope
cool, please do. This started yesterday evening. I've tried everything I can think of short of reinstalling to shut this bitch up.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:16 a.m. – Permalink
designerror
System Pref -> Universal Access -> Voice Over = OFF
done
designerror
(Nov 22 06, 06:16)
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:17 a.m. – Permalink
k0na_an0k
designerror got it.
she also said apple-f5 does it to. you must have hit that on accident.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:18 a.m. – Permalink
dopepope
disignerror...
much love.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:19 a.m. – Permalink
dopepope
I did. I even remember doing that too. Holy shit that was annoying. Thanks so much guys.
It will certainly be a better tomorrow.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:21 a.m. – Permalink
harlequino
Mine always says in this low creepy voice "What are you doing, Dave?"
My name isn't Dave...
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:22 a.m. – Permalink
ross
haha, mine did that the other week and i nearly shit myself...
scared me half to death..
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:29 a.m. – Permalink
OSFA
mine tried to seduce me. And it had the voice of the Mac guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:31 a.m. – Permalink
tkmeister
my computer moaned and screamed this morning.
what did i do?!!
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:46 a.m. – Permalink
designerror
my computer moaned and screamed this morning.
what did i do?!!
tkmeister
(Nov 22 06, 06:46)
stop sticking your dick in the USB port you pervert
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:50 a.m. – Permalink
lvl_13
haha. i'm going to set that up on some co-workers machines with full volume. i've never seen/heard that.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:54 a.m. – Permalink
TheBlueOne
Your computer is talking to you?? It's time to start performing the interpretive dance piece entitled “Jesus Christ I’m so hung over WHY ARE THE LIGHTS ON SO FUCKING BRIGHT IN HERE I hate you all”.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 6:55 a.m. – Permalink
blaw
haha. i'm going to set that up on some co-workers machines with full volume. i've never seen/heard that.
lvl_13
(Nov 22 06, 06:54)
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with that little apple-f5 trick it'll easy to pull that off casually.
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Dog-earNov 22, 06, 7:03 a.m. – Permalink
welded
I once accidentally turned on a higher screen contrast with the keyboard shortcut (cmnd option ^ .). The Mac was new to me at the time and it probably took two weeks for me to figure the damn problem out.
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