We have a Winner!
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- DRIFTMONKEY0
I won my dignity in the divorce.
- organicgrid0
212k in Vegas
- dopepope0
I won 50 free cd's on an Mtv gameshow in the 90's.
- lajj0
2000$ in a Adobe survey thing in 2009
- OSFA0
Won an Macbook Air once :)
- grunttt0
kona - i remember that lotto thing. it almost makes me sick. weight is lifted... and it falls right back down with a thud! DANG! =)
brooke - awesome. =)
- flavorful0
brooke, I can help get rid of those pesky things if you'd like.
- brooke0
I won my dignity back this year. And some self-confidence.
- OSFA0
I am a winner.
I made friends with all of you. What more can a human being can ask for?
- jox0
Holy shit, k0na!!! Some disappointment!
- lvl_130
i just rewatched requiem for a dream last night and all i could think of was this:
http://requiemforadream.com/fuck, that movie is one that you love but hate to agonize through it again.
anyway, sorry, continue.
- k0na_an0k0
HAHA @ gruntt!
My wife a few months ago got a scratch off lotto ticket and we thought we won $40k a year for the rest of our lives. After a few seconds I noticed she had scratched off one of the wrong spaces.
It ended up not being a winner.
For those few seconds though... man... it honestly felt like a HUGE weight had been lifted off my shoulders. It was euphoric.
- conroy0
Things I have won:
$3 for drawing a fire safty picture. Age 5
Swindle Mag. subscription and Shepard Fairey Sign Johnny Cash poster. Age 34
Boys BMX bike & 360 pieces of gum in a golf tourn. Age 34
Panda head, winter hat. Age 28
So you can see nothin of any real value or worth.
No lotto winners or anything like that here?
- Engage0
I didn't win something once, and that was a little depressing, but luckily i quickly won something again so that was ok. phew!
- grunttt0
~!@#$%
- OSFA0
Hahaha! She still is!
- Jaline0
my wife says i'm the best sex she's ever had.
;-)
grunttt
(Nov 21 06, 11:21)she was a virgin when you met her, right?
- OSFA0
Jaline won first place in Cancun's wet tshirt contest. Nice!
- jox0
In middle school, we had a lottery for our parents to finance our school trip. Our teacher, Mrs Backman, who collected all the tickets had two baskets, one with the tickets that had a winning number (they were all the same), and another basket with the blanks.
Me and my friend Jan sneaked up behind and grabbed a handful of winning tickets and kept winning and winning over and over.
They had a REAL hard time the next day explaining why there were more wins than tickets sold...
true story! I was such a little bastard.