Brick thru a window?
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- Witt0
scorch his colon .
- digitalswarm0
Wow, thanks, momentum.
- chossy0
shoot his chin off.
- mog0
Not sure what line of business he's in but I would make a print ad in his local newspaper but make the business illigit but with his same phone number so he gets tons of phone calls.
-male escort
-powder dealer
-etcor else the thing about the fire in the window and then just superglue his eyelids shut.
- jobhall0
the "brick thru the tires" comment from grunnt almost made me pee my pants. good thing i have my diaper on today.
- fugged0
give him an upper tanker.
- studderine0
hmm...since this is an acquaintance..you probably just gave the 'ol handshake agreement, no?
- jaylarson0
contract?
legal action?
- Visia0
I say go to his house, wear a suit, carry a briefcase and grill him on the situation.
If he stonewalls you then go back outside, grab your crowbar out of your trunk and proceed to smash his brand new Corvette to pieces while screaming: "You see what happens Larry! You see what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! You see what happens?! Here's what happens when you fuck - a - stranger - in - the - ass - Larry!"
Then hit the In-N-Out Burger.
- Dancer0
or.........
wait for it.......
hang on.........
go to his office and ask for the cheque. gasp!!!
;)
- nosaj0
Send his wife flowers.