Brick thru a window?
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- nosaj0
Send his wife flowers.
- Dancer0
or.........
wait for it.......
hang on.........
go to his office and ask for the cheque. gasp!!!
;)
- Visia0
I say go to his house, wear a suit, carry a briefcase and grill him on the situation.
If he stonewalls you then go back outside, grab your crowbar out of your trunk and proceed to smash his brand new Corvette to pieces while screaming: "You see what happens Larry! You see what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! You see what happens?! Here's what happens when you fuck - a - stranger - in - the - ass - Larry!"
Then hit the In-N-Out Burger.
- jaylarson0
contract?
legal action?
- studderine0
hmm...since this is an acquaintance..you probably just gave the 'ol handshake agreement, no?
- fugged0
give him an upper tanker.
- jobhall0
the "brick thru the tires" comment from grunnt almost made me pee my pants. good thing i have my diaper on today.
- mog0
Not sure what line of business he's in but I would make a print ad in his local newspaper but make the business illigit but with his same phone number so he gets tons of phone calls.
-male escort
-powder dealer
-etcor else the thing about the fire in the window and then just superglue his eyelids shut.
- chossy0
shoot his chin off.
- digitalswarm0
Wow, thanks, momentum.
- Witt0
scorch his colon .
- grunttt0
give him a little biut of this
www.youtube.com/watch?...
CALLES
(Nov 14 06, 13:19)so i like to kick back and have a couple of beers while chatting with chossy on the ol' iSight.
Don't judge.
- k0na_an0k0
what in the flying fuck almighty!?!
- CALLES0
give him a little biut of this
- johndiggity0
tape his biz card to the brick.
- CALLES0
are you fat? just show him your hairy fat ass... and when he looks start shitting doing a funny little dance... he well never be able to get that out of hes mind
- brandelec0
just crazy glue a 9 inch dildo to each tire
he'll drive around like ben hur, but instead of a dope chariot with razor sharp hub caps.. he's got a corolla with spinning cock wheels
- grunttt0
that thing kona said totally works.
in fact thats almost exactly how i met my wife.
- ItTango0
k0na_an0k: sounds labor intensive, but i like it.
you could just continually spam the rat bastard with info concerning britnay and kevin. that's sure to break anyone. but that's sort of like trying to kill someone with Medusa. risky.
- kinetic0
fuck his face up
he'll pay and everytime he looks in the mirror he'll be reminded to never fuck with you again