i haven't had
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- Crouwel0
no.with someone else you silly.
my hands are still with me.
not for long i am afraid, though.
- grunttt0
is this going to end with a black-eyed peas song?
grunttt
(Oct 26 06, 06:27)
- k0na_an0k0
it's ironic you started the fuck thread earlier on the day you come out and say you haven't fucked since 1998
- lvl_130
i'm having sex right nasdfgggggggaggggggggggggggggggg... ik,nm,/.
- Sven_sk0
whoa! thats along time.
its been about that long for me too
eight years... this morning...
pretty much the same amount of time.
- blaw0
you realize, of course, that whenever you decide to have at it again you run the very real risk of shooting the young lady across the room.
be sure to aim for somewhere soft, like a comforter or couch cushion.
- Tara0
i don't believe it
- chossy0
Sex isn't everything, there is 69's and poking and rubbing to be done. Trying to trick girls into sleeping with you is hard work man.
- -sputnik-0
*boink
- -sputnik-0
OOOH i did a *boing on post 69!
ohhright
- mr_snuggles0
trust me dude. it hasn't changed, nor are you missing anything...
- Crouwel0
i'll have the roofers ready.
- mrdobolina0
I think you ladies should do the right thing here...
- joyride0
wow... when you use your hands does a puff of dust come out?
- pascii0
i am all about oral pleasure! crouwel, come to zurich an get laid!
- mr_snuggles0
there is no castration fear
in a chair you will be with me
we'll dance
but no one will dance with us
in this zany town
chim-chim-chim,
sing a song of praise
for your elders,
they're in the back
pick out some brazilian nuts
for your engagement
check that expiration date,
man,
it's later than you think
you can't enjoy yourself,
i can't enjoy myself
move that swing and
watch it break strafe like an arc
but i won't be there to leave you ah-ah-ah
'cause i don't have a clue anymore
maybe we could dance
together
together
together
together
first time you'll see
and then you'll be
five times forever
and you'll never get lost
- mr_snuggles0
we'll dance
- mr_snuggles0
instead of a kleenix he uses a dustbuster...and instead of cumming, it's just a tiny exasperation...
- pascii0
i wanna rub my hairy body on a daft supermodel
- chossy0
how can I put this nicely?
My friend pascii would like to plow you.