True story...
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- Peter0
Haiku....with rhymes.
I dated a loon,
not the "avarage crazy"-,
howlin at the moonthe first date was swell,
but when we broke it all off,
messages from hellLittle did I know,
In between text-messages,
she would 2 guys blow's no other way,
to recieve some piece of mind
post on newstodayKona's on knifes,
other say talk to her folks,
how about 2 wifes?
- jamble0
can't you just tell her to sign up to suicidegirls.com and stick to talking with other wierdos there then she can leave you alone.
- kelpie0
my birds ex slit his own throat in the street to try to get her attention.
true story.
my bird wins.
- kelpie0
unfortunately, he didn't do a very good job, btw
- kelpie0
I myself once cut off my left leg and beat an ex's new man to death with it in a fit of jealousy. she still loved me, I was within my rights.
- kelpie0
ok, THAT'S a lie, I admit it.
- Peter0
I wov never to rhyme haiku again.
- TheBlueOne0
unfortunately, he didn't do a very good job, btw
kelpie
(Oct 10 06, 01:52)
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they never do..that's the point really..it's more for drama/attention than actual, um, you know, death..
- CALLES0
any other psycho stories. i find this thread very entertaining... i got santeria done on me once
- b0ner0
had a crazy ex once, twice actually. she used violence, sexual harrasment at my job, she didnt even work there, rumors, you name it. i feel for ya bro.
we have stalker laws here in cali. look into that shit. the law could be you best friend right now. The minute she touches your car,or your property, its over.