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- TheBlueOne0
I called the cops, and they basically a) had better things to do and b) said they can't do anything until she actually does something..like attack me..
Great system we have...
- CALLES0
was she good lay at least?
- tkmeister0
oh my bad, it's your story! i remember you mentioned it like a year ago, no? this still goes on weekly basis?
you are fucked. she'll always be with you. might as well, post her pic and let us she what she looks like. or even better. post her phone number.
- CALLES0
Ha. yeah. She had an asian persecution complex too. I remember walking across 5th ave with her once, and she says " I think those two fuckers were looking at me cause I'm chinese. Fuck you assholes!! Fuck you!!"
At which point I had to talk down two really big, drunk guys who wanted to beat my face in. And they hadn't even noticed us when we walked past...ah..memories. ..
TheBlueOne
(Oct 9 06, 14:12)im osrry but i find this very funny
- TheBlueOne0
was she good lay at least?
CALLES
(Oct 9 06, 14:16)
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Yeah...awesome actually..but the crazy ones always are...always.And on a daily basis I bounce between finding great humor in the entire thing and then getting really really frustrated..
- tkmeister0
you need to plan a fake death.
when is your funeral?
- TheBlueOne0
yeah..not a bad idea..
She's faked two pregnancies, cancer, moving to London, having AIDS and getting married twice to try and get me to respond to her...and that's just in the last year...I mean those ar ejust the text messages in the last month. You should see the actual snail mail, email etc. I get from her..
- CALLES0
you forgot to mentioned the funny suicide thingy... any more funny stories? is her name brenna btw?
- davey_g0
Maybe your wife can kick her ass or something.
- k0na_an0k0
give her a set of nice kitchen knives this christmas.
hopefully it will push her over the edge.
- tkmeister0
give her a set of nice kitchen knives this christmas.
hopefully it will push her over the edge.
k0na_an0k
(Oct 9 06, 14:36)so she can break into his house and cut his dick off??
- CALLES0
god help us if she finds out that you posted that on NT... she'll go Kim Jong on your ass
(friendly reminder)
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/0610…
- TheBlueOne0
My wife would wipe the floor with her...
- flavorful0
This one girl I used to talk to never got the memo like this one.
I'd see her out about town and it was jsut like Wayne and his "get the net" girl.
Her mother found her past out in her room after swallowing a whole bunch of pills one time.
Apparently all the suicide threats were real, she wrote a note but her mother refused to read it to me.
I wish I heard it.
It was probably something like, "Thanks for fucking all my friends and driving me insane."
On an upside, she just got married earlier this year, and has a kid-o on the way with some lucky (sarcasm) guy.
I find this out because she still leaves me voicemails from time to time to tell me how she is doing.
I haven't actually talked to her in yeras.
Though me and her old friends are still friends (they weren't crazy).
So the moral of the story is, who cares? Haha.
- k0na_an0k0
give her a set of nice kitchen knives this christmas.
hopefully it will push her over the edge.
k0na_an0k
(Oct 9 06, 14:36)so she can break into his house and cut his dick off??
tkmeister
(Oct 9 06, 14:38)maybe he can put a "please note" in the card that says "pointy end goes in your stomach"
- k0na_an0k0
"merry christmas bitch"
- flavorful0
"merry christmas bitch"
k0na_an0k
(Oct 9 06, 14:40)"Since you're green with envy, hopefully these knives can make your wrists run red this holiday season."
- CALLES0
she just wants the good old beef injection... bukaki style-a
- k0na_an0k0
damn flavor. you and i def need to write for hallmark.
- davey_g0
"Since you're green with envy, hopefully these knives can make your wrists run red this holiday season."
flavorful
(Oct 9 06, 14:42)*OK, my cards are done this year, thanks flavor!