The Squirrel PT 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Tara
He came back this morning. I was just about to leave the house and I hear a bang at the window. He was trying to get in again. There is a gap on either side of the window where the ac is. I had the plastic flaps to seal the window but it came apart. That is how he got in the first time. But I had put pillows in plastic bags and squashed them in the space but it didn't keep him away. So he was at the window staring at me. I started yelling at him and banging the window but it would only make him more curious. He would press on the bag and try to get in. I kept yelling and banging making sudden movements.NOTHING would make him go away. He would keep trying to find a hole to get in even while I am yelling at him and obviously standing right there. Finally, I started squirting him w furniture polish and he still wouldn't go away. Animal right speople please understand I was desperate. He still didn't go away. Then I opened the other window and started yelling at him and he started coming toward that window so I shut that wiindow. After 20 minutes he finally went away. So I took the Air Con out of the window, quickly took off the plastic flaps and closed the window. That was crazy!!!!
If you don't know what I'm talking about go to the thread titled A squirrel in my bed
- kelpie0
have you lost anyone close to you recently? I think this squirrel may be more than he appears...
- mrdobolina0
hahahaha, is this a mini-series?
- CarlClay0
can you provide a brief synopsis. I can't be bothered.
- TheBlueOne0
Let him in for crying outloud. Your not being a very hospitable host really. He's just hanging around, looking for a mate, saying "How's things?" and you're being a complete f*cktard. Set him out some nice apple pie and a beer on the windowsill or something.
- taragee0
squrrils liek those ciders actually not beers
- joyride0
typical girl, you let him into your bed one night and chase him away a week later... pft!
- JesseJensen0
Did it have a look in its eye, like a cross between tiny tim and alf
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- johndiggity0
that means his nest is probably hidden in your place somwhere...
- lvl_130
he totally wants to eat your brains!
- kelpie0
I'm not so sure about that anymore. Have you seen the film 'Birth'?
- Tara0
that means his nest is probably hidden in your place somwhere...
johndiggity
(Sep 15 06, 08:04)ooh i hope not jd- that's freaky.
he did have a look in his eye, like why are you doing this to me? why can't i come in? PLEASE let me in!!!
- spendogg0
you should let him in and have him show you his nuts.
on second thought he probably busted a nut in your bed.
- normal0
leave a pen and a pad of paper on the window sill and see if he 'communicates'. We could be witnessing a first contact between the squirrelkind and mankind.
- kelpie0
that contact being:
"Tara, you fucking squirt polish at me again and I will pour petrol in your window and toast you"
- Tara0
hehe
he didn't seem to mind the furniture polish squirt in the eye.
- kelpie0
better get the Mace out next time then, eh? ;)
- TheBlueOne0
That phonecall? The Squieel is calling from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!
- davey_g0
Can't wait for PT 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tara0
I know Davey, I have a feeling this isn't the end of this. I've been thinking about that squirrel ever since the first time it happened.
- paraselene0
this is one of the most moving love stories of our time.