A squirrel in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- BuddhaHat0
I laughed my ass off when John Candy blew the hair off the bear's ass at the end of that movie.
Ahh John Candy, you lovable fat comedian... thank you.
- version30
anyways, still a better storyline than snakes on a plane...
mr_snuggles
(Sep 12 06, 05:35)blasphemy
- Tara0
this squirrel has been trying to get in here for months. a few times i was sitting on my bed w the window open/
no screen b/c i have plants that i need to water on the fire escape and he would come up to the ledge and i had to tell him to go away.
- taragee0
hes in luv :E
- neue75_bold0
I am Squirrel...
- taragee0
youse a nut
- Tara0
- Rand0
I am rat
- OeufOeuf0
He lookin' to get some action!
Whatever you do, don't give it any...
food that is. Or it'll never go away.
or sex now that I think about it.
- Tara0
food was right there on the table, where he came in. he passed right by that and came for the bed. definitely wanted a cuddle
- OeufOeuf0
If that's you in that picture, i'd want to cuddle too!
w00t!
- kelpie0
live in denial all you want, Tara, they want to eat your brain, they look cute but they are evil
- kelpie0
http://www.bio.davidson.edu/peop…
Infanticide, the killing of conspecific infants, is a darker side to the nature of S. beldingi. In a study done by Paul Sherman at Tioga Pass in 1981, 8% of all juveniles (up to 28 days of age) were killed by other Belding’s ground squirrels. Sherman observed these gruesome incidences, and he describes the intruding squirrel dragging a squealing, squirming juvenile out of the nest burrow, and promptly killing it by biting its head. The killer will then occasionally eat the carcass. Interestingly, only the non-related individuals drag nursing infants out of the nesting burrow and kill them, but all ages, sexes, and kinship classes occasionally assail juveniles that have been weaned. Adult females and one year old males are the most frequent killers. Significantly, none of the adult females that kill reside in the area where the infanticide occurred. On the other hand, young males often attack young that live near the burrow they inhabit. These males usually only kill one juvenile per incident. The young male will carry the body with it and eat it, and even occasionally defend it. Sherman hypothesizes that males will do this to grow stronger and gain weight at a higher rate in order to win more females during the next breeding season. Females, on the other hand, only commit infanticide if they have lost young in another area and have emigrated (which will often occur if females do not have relatives in the area when their litters are killed). Females will never kill relatives, they seldom eat their victims, and they will not fight for the body as often as males. Because females kill more female young, Sherman suggests that females practice infanticide to eliminate competition for nest burrows. Sherman supports his hypotheses by determining that the frequency of infanticide is not related to population density, not all ages and sexes kill equally, and related young aren't killed. (Sherman 1981 b)
nasty pieces of work.
- woodyBatts0
it was me!
i've just lost weight and forgot to shave.
- Concrete0
Will you be forced to marry it now?
- Tara0
i kind of like the squirrel, i hope he comes back.
- mayo0
Did the little guy touch you inappropriately?
- mrdobolina0
http://www.gamecalls.net/hunting…
This thing might be kinda fun in a park. tara, I don;t recommend you use it unless you want a squirrel commune in your apt.
- mayo0
get him a name tag that says NutterButter. :D