A squirrel in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Tara
I was in s deep sleep
having a dream about putting locks on peoples doors and other things and I feel like a cat is pawing my legs ( I have no pets) I wake up out of my dream sleep and see a squirrel on my bed.It jumps off the bed and its running the other way. Now I'm not sure if it left my apt yet. And the very strange thing is I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory before I went to bed where the squirrels check if that girl is a bad nut and drag her into the incinerator hole.
- rasko40
clearly you are insane.
- radar0
did you put magic mushrooms in your pasta last night?
- grunttt0
...then flying monkeys chased it down the hall where they were all eaten by the dragon!
- mr_snuggles0
one time when I was about 15, I awoke one summer morning to find a Zebra in my backyard...
I thought I was either dreaming or hallucinating, then the phone rang and it was a neighbour, wondering if I had seen his Zebra...
True story...
daft, innit?
- mr_snuggles0
he also had a llama, a few buffalo, a silver fox and god knows what else...
- mr_snuggles0
anyways, still a better storyline than snakes on a plane...
- joyride0
thats funny... are you sure it was real?
being woken up by strange situations is not fun... most of the time
- Tara0
I'm sure it was real. There's a tree outside and the squirrels eat my flowers, etc. They are always coming too close to the open window and I yell at them. But last night my window was shut but the insulation for the a/c has come apart so there is an opening in the window. Weirdly, there is bread and peanut butter and jelly open sitting on my table and it didn't touch that. He wanted a cuddle.
- taragee0
dont u live in nyc? it maybe wasnt a squirril O_o!!!!!!!! (hint its our name spelled backwards!!!!!!)
- Tara0
yeah but it's brooklyn, park slope with lots of tree and i'm eye level w the tops of trees
- radar0
hint its our name spelled backwards!!!!!!
taragee
(Sep 12 06, 05:44)Hahaha
- kelpie0
it didn't want a cuddle, it wasn't interested in the peanut butter cos it knows your brain is a far better source of protein. It was creeping up on you, wear earmuffs in bed from now on...
- taragee0
ok! do u go to the co-op grocery? yumma
- enjine0
tara you were doing mushrooms *without* me last night? wtf?
- ross0
maybe it was a middle of the night calf cramp...
- SlashPeckham0
you lucky lucky man!
- SlashPeckham0
you lucky lucky man!
- Teeuwen0
hint its our name spelled backwards!!!!!!
taragee
(Sep 12 06, 05:44)Hahaha
radar
(Sep 12 06, 05:48)ROFL.
clever!
- mr_snuggles0
he, like most males, was probably just trying to bust a nut...
- monoboy0
Squirrels are nosey bastards, had keep our windows closed during a hot summer for the very same reason. Little fookers kept climbing in early morning.
Set a trap, squirrel satay's really nice.