If you had a chance to meet sam jackson
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- k0na_an0k0
LOL@theblueone and grunttt!
hahah!
- visualplane_0
What's it like going from crackhead to moviestar?
- grunttt0
mumble something and when he says "what?" pull out a great big hand canon and yell "SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU. SAY WHAT ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!!"
- chossy0
Give him your autograph :D
- TheBlueOne0
Call him "Lando Calrissian"...
- GreedoLives0
call him "Mr SeƱor Love Daddy"
he'll know.
- chossy0
Ask him if he really is black and try to pull of his mask.
- brandboy0
"white powa!"
- uberdesigner_0
"whaat won't you do for money?"
- k0na_an0k0
just casually walk past him with a drink in your hand, maybe a beer.
sip it and go 'MMM MMM BITCH! SAM JACKSON ALE!'
- CALLES0
"I know i know im the token black jedi.... but this is ridiculous. What about affirmative action?"
- TheBlueOne0
"Rick James Bitch!"
- shellie0
The black guy always dies unless you have a snake tazor.
- TheBlueOne0
"Did you at least try to talk Lucas out of killing off the one black jedi in history?"
- shellie0
RE: The Man (with that guy who plays the dad on american pie) "Scared this will be this movie will be your 2nd consecutive New Line flops."
- CALLES0
sam can you just stop getting killed in your movies?
- TheBlueOne0
fuckermother juicyburger jedi scum
- grunttt0
"MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!"
Guarantee you he would give you a high five... oh no, wait, this is shellie... he'd give a you hug and try to make out with you.
- jevad0
I'd have to ask him wtf he was thinking when he made 51st state
- shellie0
"Motherfucker" will have been said about 2,673 times by the time I (might) run into him I'm sure.
- shellie
What would you say? I might have my chance tonight.