If you had a chance to meet sam jackson
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- honest0
what kind of muthafucking retainer have you got with Kangol?
- mnk_b0
you should always wear a wig...
- digitalswarm0
Ask him if he really is black and try to pull of his mask.
chossy
(Aug 17 06, 12:14)hehehe
- lherb0
Is that a snake in your pants or.....
shellie
(Aug 17 06, 14:54)hahahaha
"let me get that motherf*ckin snake out of your motherf*ckin pants!!!"
- shellie0
Is that a snake in your pants or.....
- shellie0
"Ghostwriter was some of your best work."
version4
(Aug 17 06, 13:20)rofl
- Mimio0
Ask him "What's in the case?"
- version30
"Hey, Zues"
or
"Aren't you Eddy Murphy's uncle?"
or
"Dude, you're that guy that robbed a McDowells"
or
"Ghostwriter was some of your best work."
or
"Is Dennis Hopper as cool as I think you think he is?"
or
" "A Time to Kill" Really?"
- Sven_sk0
i'd tell him that sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but i'd never know bc i wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucka.
OR
tell him i thought he was awesome in the matrix.
- brandelec0
shellie: "if a chicken was a dolla, would the chicken be evil *raise eyebrow* "
sam: "mm hmm"
- e-pill0
ask him if he reads amazing spider-man comics!!!
or
ask him if he has an nt account.
:)
- shellie0
I probably wouldn't talk to him, Scarabin. Not that I don't have anything to say, because I have plenty. I'ved worked on a couple of his projects. However, I really don't care nonetheless.
You're one sour dood. This was just for fun. Jesus...
- -scarabin-0
why would you talk to him if you don't have anything to say?
that's just rude and annoying
- Point50
ask him why he didn't marry a white chick.
- TheBlueOne0
Son says hello.
- TheBlueOne0
"Come on Sam, just say it..just once...come on, like this...Dy-NOOO-Mite!!"
- flavorful0
Hi... ?
- barbtastic0
i'd ask him to stop calling me to remind us to see muthertruckin snakes on a plane...
- CALLES0
Sammy... do you also hate them jews?
- chossy0
Say 'my mate told me you were really holding up that hamburger joint in Coming to America and thats where you were first spotted and got your big break into acting'.