Jordan gets sued
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- Jaline
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"A Portland, Ore., man is suing Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. Allen Heckard filed suit, contending he has been mistaken for Jordan nearly every day for 15 years and he's tired of it.
"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael, and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard said."
I sense a douchebag.
- flavorful0
That is the lamest thing I've ever read...
- CALLES0
i would go to stripclubs and get laid
- lherb0
I guess not everyone would like to be like Mike...
- Nac_part20
stupid
- k0na_an0k0
I guess not everyone would like to be like Mike...
lherb
(Jul 11 06, 07:07)+1
- visualplane0
What a low life
- barbtastic0
sue yr mom!!!!
- Mimio0
That guy should sue his therapist.
- Concrete0
I'd hate to look like one of the greatest athletes to walk the planet. That would be such a pain in the ass!
- barbtastic0
i want to sue my momz for making me so g0d-damned tall...
- dijitaq0
jordan should sue the guy back for looking like him
- jamble0
Could they not settle out of court by having Jordan go around his house and rearrange his face for free?
- son0
i'm suin DENZEL
RIGHT NOW
- lvl_130
i'm going to sure You!
yeah you!
- lvl_130
um yeah...SUE that is!
YOU!
- Jaline0
Could they not settle out of court by having Jordan go around his house and rearrange his face for free?
jamble
(Jul 11 06, 07:54)hehe
- prodigalslacker0
leave it up to a dude from portland.