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- version30
i think the firetrucks might stay, the strippers found the firemen
- mattyd040
hey, who is conducting the job interview with dusty on monday?
- version30
derek i think. his name is next on the board
- Crouwel0
are the firemen still there? i think i created an inferno in the canteen while preparing the deer for lunch..
- version30
the trucks are running outside, the firemen are in the pool with the strippers, i'll pull the truck around front and bring the hose in
- Crouwel0
too late. e-pill stole the hose and is building a giant bong in the basement now...
- mattyd040
there's a basement to this place?
- Crouwel0
well kona told me yesterday. i am not allowed to tell you much more... i can only say it involves hobo's and stabbing or something..
- bolder0
*comes in for an interview...
- Crouwel0
sorry, we don't take interviews like that. please fax us some examples of websites you made to us first..
- bolder0
* 'splains why I'm qualified based on my sniper experience in the army.
- Crouwel0
can you shoot clients when necessary? not just scare them off, but shoot to kill?
- e-pill0
*waits til mattyd leaves office...
*sneaks in mattyd's private office
*takes off pants, smokes a fatty and rubs butt on phone
:)
- bolder0
*meets up with epill after interview and rolls up a salad
- version30
*makes mental note to avoid the food in the kitchen
- epill_0
*makes "special" batch of brownies and leaves them on the counter in the kitchen.
[special means retarded]
[also special means ExLAX]
- version30
*takes some brownies, wraps in plastic, slips on mattyd's desk w/ a bow
- 305artist0
i need some fucking exlax right now, i ate too much....
ladies and gentlemen...
G-G-GO-GO-GO-GO/donuts
- mattyd040
* sees brownie on desk. thinks whoever put it there was thoughtful, but doesnt know i dont like chocolate.
* puts brownie on folkert's desk.
- khilled0
I just took a shit on the floor next to the water cooler
...ah it's friday