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- mattyd04
So, I walk into the office today (a little late, as usual) and its seems like the same old story. epill was hotboxing my office... again. Jox was threatening to quit unless we got rid of the 'cunts'. Rand wasn't even in work yet, the memo on my desk said something about him being stuck at the airport. In the lounge, kingjulien is talking up two strippers he met last night and cajolled into coming to work with him. Oddly enough, it seems like those strippers really *do* like him. On the other side of the lounge, jaline is lip-synching to the talk shows and jevad has his headphones on rocking out; next to him is a Journey CD case.
A walk down the hall reveals dobs and k0na arguing about the price of milk at the super market. I decide to make a stop at the bathroom and lo-and-behold, epill is hot boxing it. When I walked back to the lobby I noticed dinky has his hands manipulated as a director surveying a scene would, all the whilel saying 'yeah, thats it. just like that' repeatedly.
Just another day at the office.
- Jaline0
mattyd, ever the wanderer
- version30
GET MY COFFEE, INTERN!
- neue75_bold0
haha, I wonder what macphisto was up to..
- mattyd040
version4! didnt see you there! im on it...
- mattyd040
macphisto's wife was probably cheating on him with another woman. that whore.
- version30
at this "Office" I can't help but think there are small Orwellian cameras mounted in all the hallways and the QBN is in a room full of monitors eyeing us all while wearing white lab coats
- neue75_bold0
Doesn't look like jox will be needing that extra key anymore...
- mattyd040
the greyish-brown pants and reddish shirt dress code has got to go.
- k0na_an0k0
dobs and i would never argue over the price of milk, we were too busy arguing over the price of your mum.
zing.
i am the ZINGINATOR.
jk btw.
- version30
by jk, he means he would not pay for your mum
- mattyd040
my mother is a lovely woman. you apologize damnit. or else you are not going to get her famed irish breakfast!
- mrdobolina0
I will apologize for him, was the milk 1%, 2% or wait for it...
HOMO?
- version30
ok, ok, dobs is sorry, there i apologized
- k0na_an0k0
my mother is a lovely woman. you apologize damnit. or else you are not going to get her famed irish breakfast!
mattyd04
(Jun 30 06, 12:28)hahaha.
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint."
- barbtastic0
i guess you guys didn't see me, since i was at my usual spot on the VP's desk.
- barbtastic0
*under the VP's desk
- spendogg0
kOna's shoes never match his pants!
- k0na_an0k0
lol.
i'm getting better at that dude, i don't get dressed in the dark anymore.
and, i just don't get dressed. robes are in dude. not heffner style robes... wizzard robes. oh yeah.
- spendogg0
dont forget the wizard hat - it doesnt work without the hat!