Stella Artois
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- teh0
guinness
- teh0
or chimay blue out of the pimp cup
- vaxorcist0
Stella broke my ankle....
seriously, I was carrying a case of stella beer across a street late one night when I tripped on a pothole, and ooouuucchhh! no, I didn't scream "Stella" but there was a lot of pain....
Later, Men all asked me "how was the beer...did you save the beer?!?" and women all asked me "how's your ankle?!?"
yes, I saved the beer... and I wore a black boot brace/cast-like thing for 90 days + a bunch of doctor visits, crutches,etc.... but it's better now!
- dbloc0
my default beer
- sea_sea0
yes please
- formed0
soon, very, very soon...
- dasohr0
Stella?
**cough**i have a list
it goes like this1. miller
2. budweiser
3. corona
4. heineken
5. stellathere is a lot more that fits into my very generalized list.
it's a list of no-goes.- miller is my go to summer shit beer, I never order stella now now that I have a care in my beer fridge I know why.fooler
- Miller is shit.section_014
- dasohr0
Stella?
**cough**i have a list
it goes like this1. miller
2. budweiser
3. corona
4. heineken
5. stellathere is a lot more that fits into my very generalized list.
it's a list of no-goes.
- RayS0
1. Becks
2. Becks
3. BecksThey've been trying to market that Budweiser down here in OZ for some time, and as far as I can see, failing miserably.
- set0
Haha I got given a crate of 18 Stellas by my step father today.
God-awful stuff.
- CanHasQBN0
All beer is nasty.
- most beer tastes like bile and peepeeteh
- In my mind, I believe everyone is faking it when they pretend to like beer...CanHasQBN
- It's just a drink. And a nasty one at that. Yet some people cannot live without it in order to assert their manliness.CanHasQBN
- You're drinking the wrong pissmarychain
- lol mary good tinkleteh
- CanHasQBN0
^ What other beverage has a 99% approval rating other than beer? How can a single beverage have such unanimous approval, when all other beverages don't? It all lies in the social stigma and obligation to like it.
You know men only pretend to like beer because if they didn't they'd feel emasculated by their male friends.
- fooler0
99% approval rating? I must be the 1%
- CanHasQBN0
When you first started drinking beer, why do you think you made that sour face after every sip? Cause it's nasty. And you've spent many years training your face to hide that expression. It's an acquired taste for sure. But, so is shit.
- So, it's just funny to me when one says "Oh THIS beer is so much better than THAT beer". Bullshit.CanHasQBN
- You really are a bigoted, uncultured, over opinionated asshat aren't youset
- oh, set... go sniff some barley or something.CanHasQBN
- Well your comments are the kind a 15 year old might make.set
- good one.CanHasQBN
- dasmeteor0
Here's my Belgium point of view (Stella Artois country).
Actually right it's a basic standard blond beer, not good, not bad. We produce thousand special beers more flavoured and original than Stella ... Looks weird to me to see a thread about this subject. Is Stella trendy or something? Hipster brevage?
- vaxorcist0
ok... I went to high school with a friend whose family was in the Beer distribution business... there are LOTS of little "shelf space" negotiations and "sub-agreements" that result in placing "beer x" at easy reach in the store cooler and other beers in less easily reached places, and the "easy to reach" beer tends to sell more....
- marychain0
pisswater®