Stella Artois
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- fooler0
what is it with this shite beer? I bought a case for my brother in law to have around during the holidays and it tastes like skunk piss and the bottles only hold 11.2 ounces. I feel like I got ripped off! Why not a full 12 oz bottle?
- teh0
guinness
- teh0
or chimay blue out of the pimp cup
- marychain0
pisswater®
- vaxorcist0
Stella broke my ankle....
seriously, I was carrying a case of stella beer across a street late one night when I tripped on a pothole, and ooouuucchhh! no, I didn't scream "Stella" but there was a lot of pain....
Later, Men all asked me "how was the beer...did you save the beer?!?" and women all asked me "how's your ankle?!?"
yes, I saved the beer... and I wore a black boot brace/cast-like thing for 90 days + a bunch of doctor visits, crutches,etc.... but it's better now!
- dbloc0
my default beer
- sea_sea0
yes please
- formed0
soon, very, very soon...
- dasohr0
Stella?
**cough**i have a list
it goes like this1. miller
2. budweiser
3. corona
4. heineken
5. stellathere is a lot more that fits into my very generalized list.
it's a list of no-goes.- miller is my go to summer shit beer, I never order stella now now that I have a care in my beer fridge I know why.fooler
- Miller is shit.section_014
- dasohr0
Stella?
**cough**i have a list
it goes like this1. miller
2. budweiser
3. corona
4. heineken
5. stellathere is a lot more that fits into my very generalized list.
it's a list of no-goes.
- RayS0
1. Becks
2. Becks
3. BecksThey've been trying to market that Budweiser down here in OZ for some time, and as far as I can see, failing miserably.
- khilled0
sure bud
- set0
Haha I got given a crate of 18 Stellas by my step father today.
God-awful stuff.
- CanHasQBN0
All beer is nasty.
- most beer tastes like bile and peepeeteh
- In my mind, I believe everyone is faking it when they pretend to like beer...CanHasQBN
- It's just a drink. And a nasty one at that. Yet some people cannot live without it in order to assert their manliness.CanHasQBN
- You're drinking the wrong pissmarychain
- lol mary good tinkleteh
- _me_0
having one or two for lunch in approx. 15 minutes
- CanHasQBN0
^ What other beverage has a 99% approval rating other than beer? How can a single beverage have such unanimous approval, when all other beverages don't? It all lies in the social stigma and obligation to like it.
You know men only pretend to like beer because if they didn't they'd feel emasculated by their male friends.
- fooler0
99% approval rating? I must be the 1%
- CanHasQBN0
When you first started drinking beer, why do you think you made that sour face after every sip? Cause it's nasty. And you've spent many years training your face to hide that expression. It's an acquired taste for sure. But, so is shit.
- So, it's just funny to me when one says "Oh THIS beer is so much better than THAT beer". Bullshit.CanHasQBN
- You really are a bigoted, uncultured, over opinionated asshat aren't youset
- oh, set... go sniff some barley or something.CanHasQBN
- Well your comments are the kind a 15 year old might make.set
- good one.CanHasQBN