i'm slow
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- vwsung18t0
or should i ask her flirtintraffic.com number?
- flavorful0
i guy came up my girlfriend recently and said "you have a nice rack" and then just stood there smiliing.
kicker is i was standing right there next to her, and i was like "wtf?"
Sven_sk
(Jun 6 06, 10:15)Haha, a guy asked me in the middle of the sidewalk if he could pay $20, to touch this girl I was with's ass.
She was in shock.
When I talked him up to $50.
I never got to collect though, because she stormed off (which was nice, haha), and it took me forever to convince her that it was a compliment and to please not make me call a cab.
- e-pill0
chew up 4 microdots of pure mesculine for 10 days straight and chase it with crystal methamphetamines for the extra speed to get you going and that morning kick swallowit down with JOLT cola.
and by the way i threw out my comics because your slow ass never came and picked em up.
:)
- vwsung18t0
i guy came up my girlfriend recently and said "you have a nice rack" and then just stood there smiliing.
kicker is i was standing right there next to her, and i was like "wtf?"
Sven_sk
(Jun 6 06, 10:15)that kinda happened to me once. i was out with my friends and there was a guy that was hitting on one of the girls we were out with. her brother told me to pretend to be her bf for the night so he would leave her alone. so this guy comes up to her and hits on her while i'm right next to her and she said something to him and grabbed my arm. then the guy backed off a little bit thinking that i'm gonna get mad or something. but i got really into her and the guy getting together. i talked about watching them together and stuff, trying not to sound sarcastic. i had the most serious face and he just kinda faded away. then i drank more and passed out.
- Engage0
it is also the same with comebacks :)
- davey_g0
Forget words...give that bird an oil check!
- vwsung18t0
d'oh! where did you throw them away, e-pill? have you read infinite crisis?
- vwsung18t0
i wouldn't say i have an expensive lifestyle!
jox
(Jun 6 06, 10:18)have you been lying to me about living in monte carlo and driving 3 RS6's at the same time?
- travisbarto0
don't feel bad. Im the same way its called being born with a dick and no balls.
- studderine0
one time i was paying off some fines at the registrar office and the student worker behind the desk was this cute little blonde freshman. i asked her how she was, she replied, "i havent been laid in a while". i was slow then too...but i do intend on making my way back there...
- grunttt0
yes, there is a drug. it's called Balls. Take 2 and put them under your penis.
- grunttt0
lol - just kidding. i have no game and i'm amazed that i actually married a beautiful woman.