i'm slow
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- vwsung18t
i was just in the lunchroom with a girl and i couldn't think of anything to say so i just sat there quietly and as soon as i got back to my desk, i thought of the perfect thing to say. why am i slow? is there a drug that'll make me not slow like this? if so, how much is it?
- Sven_sk0
soemtimes thinking about something to say too much, can leave you with nothing good to say
what would you have said?
"so do you come here often?"
:)
- acescence0
they call it cocaine. you'll be the life of the party. everyone will love you.
- vwsung18t0
well there were other people there before and we were talking about a story this guy told. then they left and we were left on the bench. it would've been a perfect reference to it.
- jox0
"I may not be the prettiest guy in the lunch room but im the only one talking to you"
- joyride0
maybe you could have said, hi? do you eat often? then when she looks at you funny and says yeah... you say, "yeah... me too"
works like a charm...
- flavorful0
"Do you like ... stuff?"
- My cousin said that to a girl one time. I still lose it everytime I think about it.
- Sven_sk0
maybe you could have said, hi? do you eat often? then when she looks at you funny and says yeah... you say, "yeah... me too"
works like a charm...
joyride2
(Jun 6 06, 10:01)especially if you don't say another word after that but keep glancing over at her and then looking away.
- joyride0
being stupid is a great start... at least its not a line. which is what every other dude does
- milo0
Bummer, mind you though, things like this can actually work in your favour, you may now be seen as the aloof, hard to get type ; )
I wouldn't worry about it though, ladies have a sixth sense for that kinda thing.
- vwsung18t0
i'm gonna think of everything that i can say for next time this happens and i can't think of anything.
sorry for posting, i just got frustrated.
jox, you don't have a job? how can you afford your expensive lifestyle?
- radar0
just look her in the eyes, and say "I'm so lonely"
- Jaline0
talk about work (or wherever you went to the lunchroom from).
- vwsung18t0
heheh, radar. she's said out loud that she's single at least 3 times in front of me. she says it like she's boasting.
- joyride0
seriously, it don't matter what you say, if shes diggin you you just need to be interesting. That's it! don't ask the normal shit, where ya from, what ya do, where'd ya go to school...ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz
Just be interesting.
- Sven_sk0
i guy came up my girlfriend recently and said "you have a nice rack" and then just stood there smiliing.
kicker is i was standing right there next to her, and i was like "wtf?"
- flavorful0
I was out on the town with some friends and my buddy brought out his friend from back home.
We're all having a good time, yeaahh wer.
I ended up talking to these two girls, and I was making them laugh doing stupid stuff ... and the one girl goes, "Do you want to hear something funny? That kid over there came over to us and said he was going to kill himself unless we talked to him."
... Pointed ... directly at the kid my friend brought out.
Oh I laughed, I laughed so hard I think I popped a blood vessel in my head because blood started coming out of my nose.
- Shift5250
you should have said, 'that's crazy' like the guy from 'direct tv' commercial.
- tkmeister0
maybe try e-pill aproach.
"wanna a joint?"
- jox0
jox, you don't have a job? how can you afford your expensive lifestyle?
vwsung18t
(Jun 6 06, 10:10)i wouldn't say i have an expensive lifestyle!
- pye0
You should ask if she's on ChristUnion.com so you can friend her