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... but I thought some of you would get a kick out of this story.
I'm in love! I went on a first date with this guy last night and he had a present for me in his car. I was like whoa, how thoughtful.. shut the fuck up! So, I open it http://www.authentichistory.com/… and it was that !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! best present... ever. I was basically paralyzed for the rest of the date. I have it on my office desk right now. Its unreal -- the copy on the box is equally as offensive, "Ask your parents if it's okay to play with Oreos!"
I wrote an essay on it and I guess he was paying attention. Impressive.
Now, I wonder if I can get him to track down the "Teen Talk" barbie from 1992. She has a sound box inside that repeats, "Math is hard!"
so, is that your essay above the pic? well done.
So, that's not mine. thats just a pic online somewhere.
Congrats, that's awesome, I mean, PATENTLY OFFENSIVE!
let's see the essay then
Somehow I thought it could have been some sort of internet joke. But, I've been proven wrong as I told the box in my black ass hands.
you are speaking to the box?
you have ass for hands?
as rude as you usually are to me _sal, I don't feel like giving you more material to be a claptrap to me.
Rice Crispies talk, Oreos listen?
this could be the start of something beautiful
I'm now scouring the internet for Ritz Cracker Ken.
If you find my Uncle Burton in a baby blue tuxedo and a Run DMC lifesize gold bagel around his neck, please let me know.
right now he's on some other internet forum saying "i'm gonna ge some"
lol. not so fast, gruntt.
Also look for:
Chivas Regal Barbie's Mom
if he ever serenades you with sexual chocolate's version of the greatest love of all while spraying soul glow in his hair, his hand has been revealed.