Something personal...
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- shellie
... but I thought some of you would get a kick out of this story.
I'm in love! I went on a first date with this guy last night and he had a present for me in his car. I was like whoa, how thoughtful.. shut the fuck up! So, I open it http://www.authentichistory.com/… and it was that !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! best present... ever. I was basically paralyzed for the rest of the date. I have it on my office desk right now. Its unreal -- the copy on the box is equally as offensive, "Ask your parents if it's okay to play with Oreos!"
I wrote an essay on it and I guess he was paying attention. Impressive.
Now, I wonder if I can get him to track down the "Teen Talk" barbie from 1992. She has a sound box inside that repeats, "Math is hard!"
- brandelec0
that's money
- rasko40
that's awesome.
so, is that your essay above the pic? well done.
- shellie0
So, that's not mine. thats just a pic online somewhere.
- mg330
Congrats, that's awesome, I mean, PATENTLY OFFENSIVE!
- _salisae_0
let's see the essay then
- shellie0
Somehow I thought it could have been some sort of internet joke. But, I've been proven wrong as I told the box in my black ass hands.
- rasko40
you are speaking to the box?
woah
- rasko40
you have ass for hands?
woah
- shellie0
as rude as you usually are to me _sal, I don't feel like giving you more material to be a claptrap to me.
- shellie0
lol whoa.
- Mimio0
Rice Crispies talk, Oreos listen?
- Jaline0
that's ace
- Rand0
this could be the start of something beautiful
- shellie0
I'm now scouring the internet for Ritz Cracker Ken.
- kingjulien0
If you find my Uncle Burton in a baby blue tuxedo and a Run DMC lifesize gold bagel around his neck, please let me know.
- grunttt0
right now he's on some other internet forum saying "i'm gonna ge some"
- shellie0
lol. not so fast, gruntt.
- Mimio0
lol.
Also look for:
Biquick Ken
Chivas Regal Barbie's Mom
- kingjulien0
if he ever serenades you with sexual chocolate's version of the greatest love of all while spraying soul glow in his hair, his hand has been revealed.