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- pascii0
chossy, i will do that. if all my psychological skills go down i will 'shock and awe'
- chossy0
good lad, did you get my 'care package' through the post? it consists of everything you need to get over and to conquer the females.
I know it looks like a porn mag but it's not just any old porn mag pascii ha ha oh no it's razzle and it has a feature called a 'razzle stack' this my freind is your key to happyness. Next we will talk about the razzle romp but this is very very advanced reading.
- normal0
...I have a new technique I am working on, I like to call it shock and awe.
chossy
(Jan 25 06, 03:36)Just don't forget to consider potential occupation and/or exit strategies when utilising this technique.
- KuzIV0
i propose the motion that kelpies remarks be strucken from the record.
- chossy0
true honest, you have to get in there rub away plant your seed then van gogh as soon as you can.
- chossy0
I second that emotion, kelpie has no concept of love, if oyu follow his model then you will go straight to hell in a hand cart.
- rasko40
cock and baw
- KuzIV0
i concur with chossy and would like to add that, i believe kelpie to be suffering from Chronic Enfatuation Syndrome, and Absent Girlfriend Disorder, and is in no position to advise pascii.
- poomoo0
i dont know what happened and i dont know you so im not gonna say nufin man. innit!
word.
- chossy0
kelpie is in the bogs right now looking at her photo, gently stroking the edges of the faux gold frame he makes a fist and puts it to his mouth he bites down on his fist and gently cries as another toilet patron leaves he stopps someone form entering the toilets by putting his arm round them and guiding them out shaking his head as they leave, saying 'it's kelpie again he's remembering'.
- KuzIV0
poor poor kelpie. He is a smitten kittne of a horse.
that was really bad, couldn't think of anything witty to say to your mad funny response.
soz
- pascii0
so, i'm official dumped. why? because i was the best boyfriend she ever had. ex-ms pascii is im such a mental mess-over, she couldn't clean it up with me.
too bad. she was, without any bad feelings aboot, the best lady i've ever had.
man, i'd wish life could be more like pretty woman and i could get her back richard-gere-ish but now i am on my own again which isn't bad.
- NylonMade0
sorry to hear that
at least you met some good, its always good to have the experience
- phatlee0
Chin up fella, its her loss. Go out and enjoy life...
- mr_snuggles0
yep, let her go. If you care for her, let her find her happiness and you my friend have all the opportunity in the world to find your own. Trust me, I know it's a difficult thing to do, but it's possible and the rewards in your new found single life can be all that sweeter...
- paraselene0
pascii, darling, you are better off without her! and you have to start thinking of yourself as being truly without that relationship any more, because the reason she's been able to keep you on tenterhooks is that you still view this thing as ongoing.
no more!
but this is a new pascii time and you'll be able to do all those things that snuggles says plus more!
- kelpie0
lol - the pasting you get on here when your interweb connection breaks, I don't know...
- kelpie0
Chin up fella, its her loss. Go out and enjoy life...
phatlee
(Jan 26 06, 00:02)couldn't agree more, but please don't enjoy your new life by !CONTINUING TO FUCK HER! terrible terrible idea. that's all I'm saying, far be it from me to suggest Kuz may be talking out of his arse "for a change" ;)
- paraselene0
good morning, kelpie. you're looking spry today.
- kelpie0
morning para, spry am I indeed, I just need to think up a suitable revenge for Chossy and I'll be well chipper ;P