Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
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- poomoo0
happy bday mrs gruntt. as its your bday you are entitled to;
flowers
a present
cunnilingushope its a good one
- skt0
*does a little birthday dance for Mrs Gruntt.
- Elfangio0
Parabens a você,
nesta data querida,
muitos anos de vida,
cantam as nossas almas
uma salva de palmas
para a menina "gruntts wife"
muitos anos de vida!(happy birthday song in Portuguese)
- bulletfactory0
I was sending a 6-pack of schlitz in the mail, but got thirsty on the way to the post office.....and well, you know the rest.
maybe we'll try it again next year.
Happy Birthday!
- tkmeister0
epill,
you are ruining my business!
- Rand0
happy birthday, my sweet
- not_report0
Happy Bday Gruntt's wife!
- gruntt0
y'all are great.
=)
- JazX0
A new boot for you!
you'll get the other boot next year
- _smk0
happy birthday woman of gruntt!
come on folks, we should get this to at least 50 forchrissakes
- bawjaws0
aye, we should - happy birthday!
- jamble0
Happy birthday from Leeds
- ross0
toronto wishes you the best on this, the anniversary of your date of birth, your passage through a birth canal, the eventual chute of the ute, and the final, vaginal breach.
gooooo grunttess!!!
- gruntt0
bump
- mr_snuggles0
have a great birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- todelete__20
Hello and happy birthday mrs. gruntt.
Gruntt may not have ever told you this, but he and I are actually long lost brothers. My real name is Frant. There were seven of us. Arant, Brant, Crant, Drant, Erant, Frant, and Grant. Much like the movie twins (which was losely based off of us) Grant got all the good looks and charm (and drinking abilities) and we got all the shit left over. And poor Drant had no legs.
Anyways. Happy birthday from all of your step brothers. (Cept Brant cause he died in a tragic bowling accident.)
- UndoUndo0
happy berf day Mrs Gruntt from Nottingham UK.
(I was gonna give an MX_ONd 'Ya Hoor' but i didn't think it was appropriate.)
;)
- JazX0
I have to admit, I killed Erant two years ago and I'm typing this from a Maximum Security facility in Alabama.
- waemie0
well, mrs. gruntt, this long time listener, first time caller is dedicating his first post ever to you.
happy birthday.