Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
Gruntt's Wife's Birthday
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Hello and happy birthday mrs. gruntt.
Gruntt may not have ever told you this, but he and I are actually long lost brothers. My real name is Frant. There were seven of us. Arant, Brant, Crant, Drant, Erant, Frant, and Grant. Much like the movie twins (which was losely based off of us) Grant got all the good looks and charm (and drinking abilities) and we got all the shit left over. And poor Drant had no legs.
Anyways. Happy birthday from all of your step brothers. (Cept Brant cause he died in a tragic bowling accident.)