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- pascii0
:')
- DavidFelt0
i was kidding!!!!!!! plus, if i was single and paid train fare to bang a burd, wouldnt that strictly be paying for sex?
hmmmmm, anyway no matter, go for it chossy, you got a favoutite row of 'bogs' you like to take em to!?
- skt0
Haha. so was I. I wouldn't let any of you cunts near her.
- carver0
me and my mates have a word we use for our weekend conquests, regarding birds right, its called our 'sexcess' rate or how 'sexcessful' i was at the weekend. how cool is that? i made it up!
imagine coming into the office on mondays and talking in code.."this weekend, tony i have been very 'sexcessful' (lots of sex)- and nobody knows what the fuck we are laughing at!
- blaw0
that really sucks, pascii.
i wouldn't wish a broken heart on anyone and hope you get through this okay.
- chossy0
Actually you could send her the picture I have of me coming out of the shower as my towel drops thats a 'firm' favourite you see the towel was hanging off me and it was soaked through which as every girl knows means I've got a biff like an iron bar.**
** Sorry dudes I never normally talk like this must be the be the season and or the lack of rumpy pumpy he he. :D
- konspiracy0
chossy,
get a Mondeo!
that seems to be the key to pulling local edinburgh girls.
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see link
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.terri - louise co uk
- chossy0
pascii go onto either Ichat or skype tonight, I will try to cheer you up with my comedy stylings :D
- chossy0
I was atually thinking about tricking out my peugeot 306, I looked at some sweet body kits last night. I'd get my self up to regent road.
- kelpie0
sorry to hear that Pascii - get ludicrously drunk bitter and aggressive for a while, always works for me :D
You'll be right as rain in no time :)
- kelpie0
Chossy:
no body-kit.
NO.
- konspiracy0
hehe. did you check that link? how funny. methinks someone is disillusioned.
aye, definitely. get a phat dimma kit, a big loud peco exhaust (or beancan) and youl be the king-of-the-racers.
youl literally have a que of 18 y/o girls wetting their panties to sit in the motor. winner!
- normal0
I just went through this 5 months ago with a 3 year relationship. I wallowed in booze and smoke for all of about 2 weeks which was the time I gave her to figure out where she was going to move to. If I had to do it all over again woman would've been out at first mention of 'i'm not happy anymore'. Because after that she changed from person that I knew to treacherous, lying and manipulative bitch. It was horrible. I did all sorts of stupid things to get her back after that but I was just spinning my wheels and not realising that it was just my cave man pride that was hurt and besides, this person didn't deserve it anyways. But what I did not do was go out and get on the lash. I quit drinking, quit smoking grass, and started working my ass off. I was fucking angry but biking in a rage to a new influx of freelance gigs in town really sorted my head out. Be a rock bottom riser. What does not kill you makes you stronger and will give you the wisdom to deal with the next lucky girl. I used to be scared of love and always took the first swing in relationships but I'm glad I got clobbered as now I realise I have nothing to fear anymore. Now, I've met someone new that ticks all the boxes the other one did not tick and I tick hers as well. So it goes. Spend time with your friends, cry with them, let them comfort you. It's time for you to fall back and let others catch you.
- kelpie0
crackin stuff Konspiracy - but Chossy do you have a ready enough supply of "blaw" , "Jellies" and "Mad Dog" to get them duely obliterated while in the motor? it all comes as a package you see...
- pascii0
I'm gonna make you sweat
The way a pig sweats on a hot day
'Cos I'm feeling real sexy baby
Real Sexy, oohh yeah!
That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on
I'm gonna massage some oil into my body baby
'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you
Yeah.
- kelpie0
keep it together Pascii man ;)
- kelpie0
Chossy, please don't take offence, but part of me is very worried you're actually serious. I wouldn't put it past you buddy ;P
- chossy0
I hope you will do those things for me on Ichat pascii, but I don't know if my camera will handle the data rate :\