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- Kuz0
ta chuck
- skt0
Leeds
Kensington of the North, The UK's Milan and England's Barcelona are just some of the names used to describe this up-and-coming former textile town in West Yorkshire. Personally I prefer scally riddled shit-tip. True, the bourgeois glory of parts of the city centre is a sight to behold, however this is a cruel aberration. Just a bricks throw from Harvey Nicks and Louis Vuitton lies an altogether much darker side. Designer chic gives way to Kappa shite. Aston Martins are replaced by souped-up Novas and bulldog-faced fat slags and their smack-head boyfriends replace the long-limbed beautiful people of the cities Milanese arcades. If ever there was a case of a sows ear masquerading as a silk purse, it's Leeds. Underneath all the rhetoric and the snooty bars, Leeds is scum central. Dare to venture into the city centre after dark and you get to see the real Leeds in it's awful, head-stomping, blood stained glory. Inebriated fat whores, eff and blind their way from trashy bar to trashy bar, while rodent-faced arsewipes hurl obscenities at couples leaving the numerous swish restaurants. Amidst all the mayhem, dozens of crackheads hide in darkened alleyways waiting to pounce jack-the-ripper like on unsuspecting revellers. A night-out in Leeds is truly a must for those case studying gratuitous violence and depraved sexual conduct. Come daybreak after all the older white scume have smashed and vomited their way home, the younger breed of white scum venture out. The delightful neighbourhoods of Beeston, East End Park and Gipton are the perfect locations to see these particularly vile specimens. Foourteen year old trollops resplendent in their Lizzy Duke earrings and Mr T chains, stuff Gregs pasties into their offsprings chocolate covered mouths.
Kuz
(Jul 1 05, 06:04)I don't think you are really in the LRA.
- JazX0
I gave that fat fucker free fish for forty years, fair do's though; nice chimney...
kelpie
(Jul 1 05, 06:51)there you go with wanting to clean chimneys again kelpie or should I say Olie
- Kuz0
actually skeeet i copy/pasted that from the chav scum website
- skt0
Fair enough now stop messing with my screen name kuzooo.
- Kuz0
sorry skat!
- kelpie0
mwahahahahahahahah!!!
"skat" :O
- SteveJobs0
It's like waking. Like you just woke up.
- RainbowBend0
Vorbasse, Denmark
Boring
1500 people
2 shops
Too many streets
Filthy markets
Circus @_@
Ugly things
1 school
Lovely nature
- RainbowBend0
and oh, too many of those 1500 is kids
- JazX0
and oh, too many of those 1500 is kids
RainbowBend
(Jul 1 05, 07:31)nuthin' else to do but have sex right?
- mg330
Chicago -
Dear city, dear city,
I feel you have it all.
No matter what I do or see,
I always have a ball.Dear city, dear city,
so glad that I moved here.
A perfect blend of all things cool, never far but near.Dear city, dear city,
while Texas is my home,
You're where I hang my hat, my friend, and where I write this poem.Dear city, dear city,
your winters are so cold.
But a fashion victim I am not,
more layers look more bold!Dear city, dear city,
your lake path is so great,
for biking and for T&A,
to chase down for a date.Dear city, dear city,
your music scene is good,
and when my band is rocking out, you'll be rocked like you should.Dear city, dear city, have I said I love you yet?
Because if I should leave one day, you're a friend I won't forget.
- paraselene0
does beg the question, though, of how we are going to pronounce skt when we actually have to speak his name aloud. _smk would have been a helluva lot more difficult. glad you ditched that one, kelp. i'm voting for 'skit' or perhaps 'scat'.
- kelpie0
"socket"
although skat had me at... erm, "s"...
- paraselene0
i dunno. i think 'socket' loses a bit of its appeal due to the fact that it's what skt actually stands for. i prefer to twist young pablo's intentions all tae fuck!
- Kuz0
is his name pablo!? LOL!
What a stupid name!!!
skat it is matey's
- CaP0
is his name pablo!? LOL!
What a stupid name!!!
skat it is matey's
Kuz
(Jul 1 05, 07:46)++++++
my dad's name is pablo. what's so stupid about it?
- JazX0
- paraselene0
it's paul, actually, khurram! but i like pablo cos of the latin flava.
- uncle_helv0
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it seems northerners hate everyone and everything...is this true?
Gorbie
(Jul 1 05, 02:58)I hate it when people say about us.