birds
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- JazX0
can you kill a bluejay?
- ArtDirector0
cats on slingshots? lol
- hekn0
I hear ya kinetic! a while back, there was a pigeon on my balcony every goddamn morning. and he woke me up permanently. one day, I was so feed up with the little fucker, I walked down to the basement (which is like 100 steps. at 5 o'clock in the morning!!! hahahaaa!!!) to get some rat poison. I placed the poison where those pigeons used to sit every day and I was laughing my ass off when they ate it!!! I must have looked like a frikkin lunatic!!! the next day, the pigeon didn't show up. and I felt bad somehow!!! but a couple of days later, he showed up again. the fucker must have had the runs for a day or two!!!! haahaha!!!
- grayhood0
that pigeon was trippin balls.
- hekn0
haahahahahahaaaaa!!!
- t_rock0
put on the paper cone nose and join 'em... jump up and down on the bed and chirp your head off.
- greg0
probably a mocking bird
- todelete__20
here's what you do.
wait until the bird goes to sleep then talk IT'S ear off and annoy the shit out of IT.
in 3-4 days it should get the hint and stop singing by your window.
- gruntt0
yell out "suck my butt say chirp"
- the_doctor0
ear plugs
- twosixohfive0
I read this in good faith that you were talking about women.
Liars.
- todelete__20
AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!