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- kinetic
this damn bird keeps waking me up at like 5:30 in the morning.
im pretty sure its a cardinal...it sounds like a fucking arcade full of pinball machines.
this morning i through something at it which didn't seem to have any affect because i couldn't actually see the bird.
anyways. any bird experts out there know how to shut a cardinal up? haha
- todelete__20
a bazooka
- dirtydesign0
Pellet gun works too.
- JazX0
...it sounds like a fucking arcade full of pinball machines.
kinetic
(Jun 28 05, 07:24)hahaha, I lost it when you said that....
- anzelina0
threw, not through.
just saying.
get a cat.
- save0
Aspirins in the bird bath...
- todelete__20
oh. if it is a cardinal they are illegal to kill.
- moural0
If it's a cardinal, anything will scare it. They're freakishly afraid of everything.
- GreedoLives0
u can get black outline stickers of birds of prey and put them on your windows. no bird will come within 100 yards of your house.
u could also buy a fake plastic owl and put it on your window sill. same effect.
- kinetic0
i've thought about killing him, but i would feel bad about that.
i just want him to shut the hell up...or wake up later in the day after i've left. haha
the fucked up thing is...i get out of my car at work this morning (which is like a 45 minute drive) and what do i hear? that goddam bird sqwaking. i think he followed me to work which i believe is considered harrasment..no?
- MX_OnD0
this bird wakes me in the morning too.
I'm not complaining.
- save0
close your window
- todelete__20
here is what you need.
1 large slingshot
6-8 catsnext time you hear the bird chirping open your window and shoot the cats in the general direction of the sound with the slingshot.
should work.
video tape it please.
- kinetic0
hahahhaa...you guys are hillarious.
i cant shut my window....if i did my room would be a sauna.
i think im gonna get one of those large owls. and kOna's slingshot idea seems pretty fresh.
and you there...the gentlemen who stated a bird wakes you up in the morning and you're not complaining....kudos to you.
- gruntt0
if you can somehow get the cardinal caught in your laptop I can help you from there.
- kinetic0
hahahaha
- todelete__20
hahahaha!
- slinky0
Instructions.
Build personal roller-coaster outside window.
Hire Fabio.
Get Fabio on roller-coaster.
Activate roller-coaster.
Keep roller-coaster running until birds smash into Fabio's face thus killing the birds andf the noise.
**Keep in mind the odds are small that a bird will hit someone riding a roller-coaster so he may have to ride for a while for this to happen.
- kinetic0
haha..that was awesome, when that dude got hit in the face by a bird.
what are the odds
- GreedoLives0
get one of these joints:
http://www.biconet.com/birds/ter…might scare the neighbors away as well.