PVN Anthology IV
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- kyl30
yeah, but i got short T-rex arms. All it takes is for someone to hold me at arms length (their palm on my forehead) and I'm about as useless as a bran muffin for tubgirl.
mayo
(Dec 2 05, 14:47)'and I'm about as useless as a bran muffin for tubgirl.'
pure gold
- JazX0
JazX, I'm sorry I didn't reference Jungle Fever.
kingjulien
(Dec 3 05, 10:01)ouch
- kyl30
^ from the same thread ^
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Is there a pill to make little boys turn into men?
brooke
(Dec 3 05, 12:28)
- emokid0
i remember when i used to be scared of getting flagged by QBN. Now i'm scared they'll throw long division at me. :\
mayo
(Dec 5 05, 10:49)
- Crouwel0
the menstration attracts the bears.
algorithm
(Dec 5 05, 11:34)
- JazX0
do not forget that its polite to greet women by pulling down their tops and having your friend film it, to later post on the web. that will earn you the respect of the elders. Or at least JazX.
rasko4
(Dec 5 05, 17:21)^_^
- JazX0
i thought this was a thread about cheating on wives and that i would pick up some tips.
spongebob
(Dec 5 05, 18:36)
- spongebob0
stupid macs
MrDinky
(Dec 5 05, 22:10)
- MX_OnD0
I remember my first day here. Transfatty showed me where all my classes were, and he introduced me to some people. Then he ate my lunch.
digitalswarm
(Dec 7 05, 09:39)
- gruntt0
mx calls a policestation thinking he's calling cosmo
_________"Cock"
"DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS???"
"cosmo"
"WHO???"
"cosmo fae NT, ken?"
"Cosmo Ken?"
"aye"
"WHO IS THIS???"
"emecks"
"EMECKS WHO???"
"emecks ondee"
"WHY DID YOU CALL THIS NUMBER???"
"JazX told me too"
"WHO IS JAZX??"
"good question"
"WHERE DOES HE LIVE?"
"in teh internets"
"TEH INTERNET*S*???"
"fucken n00b"
*click.
MX_OnD
(Dec 7 05, 09:54)
- e-pill0
on a serious note i had a dream that night and TK and dinky was forcing their ****s in my mouth, the next morning......
usrper
(Dec 7 05, 11:14)
- JazX0
From Food to Dicks, NT Has It Covered®
gruntt
(Dec 8 05, 08:32)
- paraselene0
omg kelpie. we are braintwins.
paraselene
(Dec 9 05, 07:43)Spawned from Vin Randisel's Super Sperm.
flavorful
(Dec 9 05, 07:44)
- Crouwel0
r*nd
Rand
(Dec 9 05, 15:10)
- spongebob0
Today on the walk home from church, I noticed across the way two dogs copulating. Breeding. Having sex, I stopped somewhat aghast as I am walking through a relatively nice, middle class white neighbourhood, where one would expect righteous citizens to keep their canine friends locked up with a leash, not running riot spreading their seed throughout the streets and avenues, in clear sight of the elderly and child alike.
So there I am staring at these beasts, and quite large they were too though I'm no expert on species, they were the size of labrador but had short, tan hair the both of them. As the male mounted the bitch I was somewhat impressed by his motion, he was indeed fast, efficient, and his muscles were quite visible during these moments of exertion. I cast an eye to one side, checking of course for the owner so that he (this male dog clearly belonged to a man as it wore a red handkerchief about its neck, much like a cowboy) might restrain this beastly act, this act which was still taking place, there they are going at it, in out, in out and I couldn't help but notice the length of the dogs shaft, the phallus must have extended by at least 9 inches, long and red, thin yet strong, pepperoni in colouration. Disgusting it was. Where this beasts owner was I do not know, I glance around again and by now I have worked up a sweat, the sun was shining and after a walk this often happens as I am not a man of exercise. A young lady has paused and has been watching me as I have been watching the dogs, or more appropriately, trying to find the owner to put an end to this hideous act, this heineous activity. She is looking at me cock eyed, "are these your dogs?" I ask, "no, but they sure look like they havin fun" she laughs, looking me up and down, "disgusting isn't it?" I say and she pauses as she walks by "they just doin what nature wants em too honey" she says with a slight growling inclination in her tone, I have no idea what to make of this and am quite taken aback, this woman, this brazen hussy I might add, is as good as sniffing at my rectum, thats what I am thinking, she is like an animal! I am convinced, she wanted to stand and do the sex act right there just like those animals, those disgusting animals as they pounced on each other, tearing at each others flesh, that's what she wanted. It wouldn't surprise me, thats what society has come too, absolutely immoral. That dirty, dirty woman made those beasts look clean. Dirty woman in that red dress and those big sunglasses.
I dabbed my forehead and moved along, back on my way home. Maybe I would have a sit down when I got home, maybe run a bath and get rid of this horrible sweat. Yes, and thats what I did, well - a shower actually.
Quite an afternoon.
God bless â€
max_prophet
(Dec 6 05, 15:23)
- MX_OnD0
only 5 women but liek 5 million bitchez
tehgee
(Dec 12 05, 11:45)
- e-pill0
"bitches,leave" - Red Forman
bgheen
(Dec 13 05, 19:54)
- JazX0
moving to japan.
yellow man says get a plan.
where is my weed man?
e-pill
(Dec 14 05, 09:06)Haiku
- grayhood0
when you have to go potty, do you excuse yourself by saying "It's Hammer Time!" and then singing MC Hammer songs?
oh-oh oh oh oh-oh oh!
mayo
(Dec 13 05, 14:07)refering to when kona takes a dumper.
- grayhood0
I get the ole' sneeze followed by a taint cramp, that shit hurts like hell.
radar
(Dec 14 05, 13:27)