PVN Anthology IV
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- paraselene0
boo! dammit they always get rid of the fun people. how comes people never get penalised for being boring? MEDIOCRITY that's what this forum is promoting i tell you, DON'T STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD is the bloodless whisper, GO FOR THE SAFE OPTION JUST IN CASE YOU OFFEND ANYONE is the not so hidden agenda, christ it's like being suffocated by beige carpet as coldplay whinge charmlessly in the background, the online equivalent of squeezy cheese in a tube, predigested opinions for the Joyless! GAAAAAARRRRR!!!!
vespa
(Jan 5 06, 09:29)
- Point50
Why are there big burley black men all over this site?
determinedmoth
(Jan 5 06, 08:56)
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Oh... wait... there's some asian guys and a red head....Where's the wheelchair?
determinedmoth
(Jan 5 06, 08:57)
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japan is using up all the fuckin awesome
peteski
(Jan 5 06, 11:22)
- Crouwel0
How many
forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
2 to say that they have already seen this post and its "old stupid sh!t".
jox
(Jan 6 06, 02:07)
- Crouwel0
lots of neds up in scoatland ain't that true. i was on scotland once and this ned spied me(i was in a magenta boateng suit at the time)- he says ' wetch yur car mister'- and i asked him 'for why, it's only a bristol'- an he says 'gee me money ya mick basturt and i look after it fer ye'-so i gave him 20 pound! i don't care, you gotta appease the locals, he said he was going to use the money to take his mother to the dentist. fun guys the scotch! ock aye a nooooo
carver
(Jan 6 06, 03:06)made me laugh. carver deserves a place in this thread i think.
- e-pill0
Sing-a-long wid me..
E-Pill, E-Pill.. E-Pillll
E-Pill, E-Pill, E-Pill
E-Pill, E-Pill.. E-Pillll!
E- E- E-A E-Pill!!Happy NY for U in NY, E-Pill.
*Rolls joint in your honour.
Nairn
(Jan 6 06, 05:20):)
- paraselene0
KuzIII called me a fascist? wtf. hahah. fucking hell. i love Kuz.
jkristofer
(Jan 6 06, 05:44)fine! i'll do it myself.
- mr_snuggles0
Thanks gruntt. I'm a digital artist. What do you do?
neenaw
(Jan 6 06, 06:32)
- emokid0
you know when you get out of a karate movie and you're all pumped up about fighting someone? when i got out of brokeback mountain i was so ready to go have anal butt sex
abstrakt
(Jan 8 06, 14:32)
- kelpie0
I think jodie marsh has nice eyes, seriously, I also totally would. Now before you guys and girls go all mad mental on me, I would like to point out that if you wouldn't take a run at jodie marsh with a horn on tougher than an iron bar then you are = to the gay.
chossy
(Jan 11 06, 07:40)
- Crouwel0
my pointer crushed my cat
Rand
(Jan 11 06, 07:46)
- kelpie0
ha ha ha oh my thats funny and also I feel consistant as I am sure I have heard paraselene go oure radge about these people before, oh ya bam she's a thundercat when she gets going, I would think she is like lion O more than cheetara as I am conviced there is a cock in there somewhere eh?
chossy
(Jan 12 06, 06:50)sorry para, this actualy made me snort out loud in work but. plus a thundercats mention HAS to go in the anthology. boyeeee :P
- Crouwel0
i don't get it, which thread is that from, v3?
Crouwel
(Jan 12 06, 21:22)
- spongebob0
Google knows all the answers.
Google will become self-aware and take over the world one day.
Someone will make a movie about this. Maybe Google will make this movie.
Milan
(Jan 14 06, 14:39)
- JazX0
He has Romanian blood.
JazX
(Jan 16 06, 06:06)...for breakfast.
Hahaha!
harlequino
(Jan 16 06, 06:07)
- Crouwel0
I'm giving up. too.
not cigarettes, though.Rand
(Jan 19 06, 14:33)
- Crouwel0
Web 2.0
If, like me, you have heard people bollock on about Web 2.0 long enough, then this article is for you:
jevad
(Jan 19 06, 13:17)may be an idea to rephrase that like so:
If you are a boring fucking geek that actually cares what a bunch of would be (and probably are) pedophiles hark on about in order to justify their self perpetuating job titles than get your soppy four eyes over to this boring ass article - and hey - it has bubble charts whoopy go wild!!
;)
rasko4
(Jan 19 06, 13:26)
- Crouwel0
200!
QBN
(Jun 2 05, 08:24)
- spongebob0
no,
like the 'thing' that makes shit come out of your faucet when you turn it on.
madirish
(Jan 19 06, 14:18)I dunno about that, I'm english, I use a tap, and water comes out of mine, not shit, you must have the same plumber as tub girl.
sorry, cant help.
rasko4
(Jan 19 06, 14:19)