Hot guy in basement
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- Jaline0
oooo two for one deal
- todelete__20
when he comes back up on wednesday have a brat, a condom and a star wars video on the kitchen table. he'll be yours forever. no construction man can resist those things.
- todelete__20
when he comes back up on wednesday have a brat, a condom and a star wars video on the kitchen table. he'll be yours forever. no construction man can resist those things.
- jocks0
omg n00b! click once you stupid, bald-headed hermit!
- todelete__20
yikes.
exit stage left
- brandelec0
*throws bottle at exiting n00b
- Jaline0
No, no, THAT'S the right,
*shoves k0na to the left
- todelete__20
why is everyone picking on me?
- todelete__20
fuckos
- MrDinky0
just walk around the house naked with high heels on, you will get his attention
- Jaline0
hahaa, we love you
- brandelec0
*imitating girly kOna voice
why is everyone picking on me?
- jocks0
*laughs hard at brandelec's k0na impression to make k0na feel even worse
- todelete__20
now that crossed the line brandelec
*adjusts bra
- e-pill0
i didnt read the other posts yet...but i suggest a light crunching exercise be4 they sho up at yo place, and invite all the ghey boys you know so all attention is on you.
my boss is making rounds so good luck!
- Jaline0
You know I can't use most of the suggestions here.
- todelete__20
next time he comes up say 'wow, you have a big hammer'
hopefully he's not actually carrying a hammer or he may not get the attempt at hot monkey love.
- jocks0
Why don't you 'accidentally' step out of the shower the minute he walks pass teh bathroom?
He's gonna get some pretty toasted meat in your oven that way, if you know what I mean. Ahem..
- todelete__20
say 'i have a board you can hammer on all day.... if you no what i mean' next time he comes up.
he may just fix that squeeky floor board in your room you've been bitching about for the past 3 years if your lucky.
oh.... and have sex with you too!
- Jaline0
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