Hot guy in basement
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- cosmo0
go and fuck him already, get it over with.
- davey_g0
Just eat carrots in front of him...all day long!
- brandelec0
nt community just realized its in the wrong bizniz
- Jaline0
Ok so I am not sure if anyone has brought this up... But do you really want a guy who knows where you live and who you might wonder is picking up on other girls in their homes while your at your own home?
Or is this too pessimistic?
machito
(Jun 1 05, 14:32)you're ruining my fun. DISMISSED!
But thanks for looking out for me *tear
- omtc0
ask "neal & bob" what to do.
hahahahahahahahaha
- machito0
Ok so I am not sure if anyone has brought this up... But do you really want a guy who knows where you live and who you might wonder is picking up on other girls in their homes while your at your own home?
Or is this too pessimistic?
- todelete__20
*writing that one down
*thinks
*tries to figure out a way for that to work for a dude
- brandelec0
just make some tang (w/ lots of sugar) and tell em you'll leave a pitcher of it in the fridge... then pretty boy goes up to the fridge and says 'oh snap, where's is at?' meanwhile you're chillin in your room and he knocks on the door like 'um where's the tang?' and you're like 'oh silly me, its here with me' blah blah blah blah
- todelete__20
polish his hammer = suck him sideways
how about now?
- Jaline0
fraid not
- todelete__20
you could always offer to polish his hammer.
get it!?!
- Jaline0
hahhh
- brandelec0
aaaah fuck me sideways
- Jaline0
yeah, umm...he usually doesn't go anywhere near the bathroom
- brandelec0
100!
- Jaline0
100
- todelete__20
say 'i have a board you can hammer on all day.... if you no what i mean' next time he comes up.
he may just fix that squeeky floor board in your room you've been bitching about for the past 3 years if your lucky.
oh.... and have sex with you too!
- jocks0
Why don't you 'accidentally' step out of the shower the minute he walks pass teh bathroom?
He's gonna get some pretty toasted meat in your oven that way, if you know what I mean. Ahem..
- todelete__20
next time he comes up say 'wow, you have a big hammer'
hopefully he's not actually carrying a hammer or he may not get the attempt at hot monkey love.
- Jaline0
You know I can't use most of the suggestions here.