GANJA TALES
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- skt0
My puppy ate my stash once. I only just admitted that to my mum the other week. I had to convince her at the time the dog had been stung in the mouth by a bee so she didn't take her to the vets.
She was a very stoned little dog for a day.
- its mostly Maui Waui man but its got Labrador in itmoldero
- fadeproof0
haha stoned animals, espec. dogs are the best - they get quiet, their eyes start to shrink, and eventually they curl up in a ball and enter dreamland
- paddywop0
I cleverly tried to smuggle a 2 litre bong into a nightclub in Blackburn (thats a small northern English town for those that dont know).
Didnt work though. I got thrown head first through the fire escape by the doorman.
Fair enough i suppose, but i was only 17 and must've weighed only 9 stone.
- paraselene0
paddywop, that was a very, very foolish thing to do.
my cousins and i once left a lid in our grandad's pad in the mountains and went out skiing for the day.
the maid found it!
we bought her silence with a gargantuan smoke-out.
- skt0
My mum asked me once if my bucket kit was for taking heroin.
Awww bless.
- paraselene0
haha! i once caught my mom having an acid flashback. she was sitting on the bathroom floor, staring at a dollar bill and mumbling sweet nothings to the visage on the bill (who she, at the time, believed to be jfk).
- e-pill0
collaborating with other nt'ers to purchase large amounts of trees for the annual NT SMOKE OUT!!!!
:)
- Tara0
haha! i once caught my mom having an acid flashback. she was sitting on the bathroom floor, staring at a dollar bill and mumbling sweet nothings to the visage on the bill (who she, at the time, believed to be jfk).
paraselene
(Aug 12 05, 07:45)
whoa! cool mom
- paraselene0
haha! i once caught my mom having an acid flashback. she was sitting on the bathroom floor, staring at a dollar bill and mumbling sweet nothings to the visage on the bill (who she, at the time, believed to be jfk).
paraselene
(Aug 12 05, 07:45)whoa! cool mom
TaraTara
(Aug 12 05, 09:00)well, it explains a few things, anyway.
- mangosnot0
I was about 18-19. My friends and I were driving around in my one pals car smoking a blunt. my pal hit the gaas, and was meaning to blow right threw a stop sign, when a cop car coming the opposite direction was meaning to do the same thing. both cars hit the brakes, screeching the tires to a halt. We were like 5 feet from t-bonign a COP. the 5-0 turned on that scary ass sid light, shined it right on us. One kid in the back seat, threw the blunt out the window, and told everyone to light a smoke. we sat there with the cop light on us for what seemed like an eterninty. Finally, out of pure luck, or a higher emegancy, the cops drove off. I shat.
- mangosnot0
damn, I wish NT had a spell check. haha
- e-pill0
teh misspelling just proves you are a stoner!
:)
- e-pill0
smoke a spliff.
sureshot
(Aug 30 05, 13:23)i am twisting one as i type with my toes!!!
:)
- ilovepill0
The bad news is it smells like puke in the hallway of my building. Good news is I'm gonna burn some trees to offset the stench.
kyl3
(Sep 4 05, 10:28)happy smoke filled sunday!!!
:)
- swollenelbow0
you said it e.
- chossy0
one time when I was 16 years old I smoked a joint and ate a pizza, the end.
- e-pill0
i sooooo want to get high right now, but today i have a hopefully final interview with this one company and the wife is saying no to the pot and she hid it from me!
:(
- Kuz0
pot-heads are so boring!!
- MX_OnD0
one time I smoked ganja.
but I don't have a tail.
- Kuz0
So this one time I was near the Pakistan/Afghan border with me mate and we wanted to go see the smugglers bazaar in this no-mans zone called the tribal area. But we weren’t allowed cos its all dangerous and without any form of law legal status whatsoeva. But we got our rickshaw driver to sneak us passed the police checkpoint and got into the smugglers bazaar. And there were market stalls selling piles and piles of opium and hash, and alcohol, and stolen goods including Mercedes and tv’s, and AK47’s and M16’s and shotguns, and missile launchers, and hand-grenades. And all these pashtun’s crowded around us in amazement that we were there, and were all like “what the fuck are you doing here?” “you wanna get murdered or kidnapped??” And there were 11 year old kids walking round with AK’s. And one young lad sat us down and rolled spliffs with us and we got proper stoned with him on this Charas stuff, and I got the propa paranoia fear. So had to leave immediately. And on’t way back we got stopped by the police. Who pointed shotguns at our rickshaw and hauled our asses outta there. And started screaming at us. “Can’t u read the sign!!?? No foreigners!!”. And we propa had the “fears” cos of the crazy charas, and having guns pointed out of us by looney cops. Only recently sawed them slapping the shit out of a driver for not stopping the car in time. And our eyes were bright red and all stoned dislocation. And he was like “you were buying drugs!! You were buying drugs!!!” And they checked our fingers and nails for any sign of weed, but thankfully we hadn’t rolled any. And they searched us thorough. And found nowt, And then sent us happily on our way. That was fun!