Help me name my hipster
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- randoman
I just inherited a new hipster from Williamsburg Brooklyn (BillyBurg BKLYN for those of you in the know).
I'm excited, what should I name it? Heres a brief description:
It's very waif but not in a herion chic way, more healthy looking.
Has pasty fair white skin all year round.
Has perfect hair that falls in a bob style over it's forhead and ears.
Wears Le'Tigre, Zantoko Jeans (limited Japanese import from 1977), and a modified version of the popular kids shoe Zips.
From time to time it carries a handmade pounch that smells like opium, hash, and CK1.
- scarabin0
wait, is your hipster a male or a female?
- version30
bob
- version30
what does it matter scar?
claude goes both ways, just like a true hipster
- scarabin0
jean
- lifeinbinary0
cluade
- lifeinbinary0
van damme
- mrdobolina0
it's pat
- randoman0
I don't know what sex it is yet... thats why I refer to it as it.
If it's a guy, it's awfully cute in a more sexy, dishoveled way.
If it's a girl, it's awfully sexy in a more cute, dishoveled way.
- version30
fine scarabin, i don't know how your reading my mind
but i'm asying van damme before anyone else does
- scarabin0
kratos
- version30
mother fuck lifeinbinary
*sits in corner shaking
- scarabin0
it sounds hot, lemme borrow it
- version30
name that bitch toby
- lifeinbinary0
so... ummm... whats a hipster?
- scarabin0
kamel
- randoman0
I forgot to mention...
It's got a small tatoo of the Aol-Time Warner logo behind it's ear.
- version30
bugs
- randoman0
Here is a picture of it from a couple nights ago (actually the same night I went to pick it up from my uncles).
We had to walk through the LES to the L train to get back to the Burg. On the way, my hipster spotted these two from across the street and howeled something in the likes of "Hey you fry guy's... why you wearin' black when you know you wanna be rocki'n the pink. Rock silly with yer wet n' willy!".
After you view the picture you'll find out what happened in the seconds following... Good thing I don't look like a hipster, apparently these guys did'nt know this hipster was mine, and didn't mess with me.
It did however, bring up the issue of warrenty, and how long my hipster would last.
- mangosnot0
name it Gulia.