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- Kuz0
eating pussy is a sign of weakness and effeminacy.
sucking cock, on the other hand, is a sign of virtue and strength of character.
- emecks0
*ashamed of weakness and effeminance
bewonders Kuz's virtuosness and titanic strength of character
cocksmoker
- moondog0
i'm so glad you two are sluttier than me. makes life much sweeter on a day like today!
- emecks0
nous sommes les durty fucken hooooooors de la rue.
- Kuz0
lol
oh the wit of MX!
- Kuz0
hehe, just been reading wot i missed yesterday. so amusing moondog you daaawg!
how did you avoid getting fired?
- determinedmoth0
Speak for yourself Kuz. Personally I like drinking from the forbidden cup...
- emecks0
hehe, just been reading wot i missed yesterday. so amusing moondog you daaawg!
how did you avoid getting fired?
Kuz
(Apr 7 05, 02:14)I have a theory....
brace yersels fer a lunar explosion....
the guy in the loo was the boss.....
*builds on yesterdays irreverance.
- Kuz0
that wouldn't get you any respect in ancient greece moth.
sucking cock is where it's at. if you are to avoid the corruptiveness of the female sex upon the male constituion.
- moondog0
i told them that the partner in question suffers from nut allergies and was accidentally slipped some walnut oil. had to be rushed to st. bart's, innit.
if they give me any lip about it, i'll just quit. and the partner in question will simply have to do the honourable thing and marry me if my work permit application falls through!
- Kuz0
hey!
what about me?? :(
you promised!!!
- determinedmoth0
Partner? Getting Down in the loo?
Many themes I see, yes...
- determinedmoth0
sucking cock is where it's at. if you are to avoid the corruptiveness of the female sex upon the male constituion.
Kuz
(Apr 7 05, 02:17)I will NEVER avoid the corruptiveness of the female sex upon me.
- emecks0
sucking cock is where it's at. if you are to avoid the corruptiveness of the female sex upon the male constituion.
Kuz
(Apr 7 05, 02:17)I will NEVER avoid the corruptiveness of the female sex upon me.
determinedmoth
(Apr 7 05, 02:21)The moth is determined not to get burned and is yet strangely drawn to the flame.....
- moondog0
hey!
what about me?? :(
you promised!!!
Kuz(Apr 7 05, 02:19)
are you really a legal citizen of this country?
if so, then 'i do'!
- kungfukid0
are we still talking about this? Will this also be the topic of discussion at this weekend's impending NT Drinks?
This sounds like that documentary EastEnders:
Will Moondog get over her guilt and shine again like the ray of sunshine that she is?
Will Moth throw in the towel and not attend this NT Drinks?
Will Kuz turn out to be a woman?
Will MX take off his latex mask to reveal his true identity?
Will I ever shut the hell up and get on with some work?
OH, by the by, do we have a confirmed venue or we abandoning this weekend's get-to-gether in view of recent events?
Hell, we can always shoot the breeze about something else or just get drunk and crawl home like usual right?
Hello?
Guys?
You still there?
- Kuz0
uh.. well actually i was smuggled in a suitcase and brought to the UK across the planes of Asia on the backs of camels used by Mongolian Nomads, trading across the ancient silk routes. From there I was transported to Turkey and sold as a child sex slave on the streets of Istanbul, and then sold to a German judge to fulfill his sexual appetite. Whom i subsequently murdered by attaching a car battery to his nipple clamps. From there i travelled in a cattle cart destined for the slaughter houses of France. Making my bed in the piss and faeces of cows and then making my escape to Callais. Here i floated towards Grande Britagne on a rubber dingy in the icy winds of the North seas, finally settling in London and becoming the strapping young man you see before you today.
My legal status is still unknown.
- emecks0
uh.. well actually i was smuggled in a suitcase and brought to the UK across the planes of Asia on the backs of camels used by Mongolian Nomads, trading across the ancient silk routes. From there I was transported to Turkey and sold as a child sex slave on the streets of Istanbul, and then sold to a German judge to fulfill his sexual appetite. Whom i subsequently murdered by attaching a car battery to his nipple clamps. From there i travelled in a cattle cart destined for the slaughter houses of France. Making my bed in the piss and faeces of cows and then making my escape to Callais. Here i floated towards Grande Britagne on a rubber dingy in the icy winds of the North seas, finally settling in London and becoming the strapping young man you see before you today.
My legal status is still unknown.
Kuz
(Apr 7 05, 02:31)Ah'll tell ye whit yer nae......
yer nae a bad yarn spinner.
- moondog0
i think i'll just marry like seven different people. belts and braces. you can be one of them, kuz.
i dunno about this weekend. i'm going to see dj dmitri on friday. (tomorrow! eek! gotta get tix...) soda?
soda?
where the hell is soda?
he'll know everything. he's got some sort of deviant master plan.
- determinedmoth0
i can't/wont be there.
Sorry.