I'm back too!
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uh.. well actually i was smuggled in a suitcase and brought to the UK across the planes of Asia on the backs of camels used by Mongolian Nomads, trading across the ancient silk routes. From there I was transported to Turkey and sold as a child sex slave on the streets of Istanbul, and then sold to a German judge to fulfill his sexual appetite. Whom i subsequently murdered by attaching a car battery to his nipple clamps. From there i travelled in a cattle cart destined for the slaughter houses of France. Making my bed in the piss and faeces of cows and then making my escape to Callais. Here i floated towards Grande Britagne on a rubber dingy in the icy winds of the North seas, finally settling in London and becoming the strapping young man you see before you today.
My legal status is still unknown.